Ask Mom & Spawn
HumorHelseLove and sex toys and pegging, oh my! Every week, @CrazyJewishMom and her "spawn" (Kate Friedman-Siegel) give you their (entirely unqualified) advice on everything from relationships, to sex, to careers! Tune in every Sunday at 5 PM ET on the @AskMomAndSpawn instagram page, to get YOUR questions answered live during the weekly podcast recording!
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- #2: This Podcast Is Now Called Boomer Hour. Just Kidding, We're Still Dishing Fantastic Advice! Plus, Why Time Is Always The Enemy (00:23:48)
The ladies are back this week, and WiFi is still a bit of a struggle. Never fear, poor connection can't get in the way of this duo (okay, maybe it can a little). CJM and Kate go deep on some topics that will have you going "I've been there," like knowing when it's time to get married or get out. Plus, advice about raising teenagers and having upfront conversations. Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.
- #1: The First Ever Episode Of Ask Spawn! Just Kidding, CJM Just Has Bad Wifi. Plus, Some Actual Advice (00:34:03)
The ladies are back— wait, CJM is cutting in and out. But that's okay, the ladies still cover some great topics this week! Tune in for some great advice about how to get the best price on baby things, having another baby (no, Kate isn't pregnant again, calm down), and insight into Super Jew's first fathers day! Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.
- #30: So You Had A First Date? What Does The Second One Mean? CJM And Kate Are Here To Give You All The Answers (00:29:26)
The ladies are back this week with some stellar advice! Besides talking about the joys of motherhood and grand motherhood, CJM and Kate talk about what a second date means (hint: it can mean so many things). Plus, Kim uses her real estate expertise to share her advice about when to sell your home and when to rent it out, and Kate discloses the best and worst parts of pregnancy. Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.
- #29: Stop The Presses! Baby Max Is In His Track Suit! Plus, Some Actual Advice (00:36:58)
The ladies are back this week with some fire advice! Aside from the cuteness of baby Max, CJM and Kate talk about dressing for the job you want, and give some much needed thoughts about how to deal with a quarantine breakup with your live-in partner. Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.
- #28: CJM Says "F*** Comes Last, Career Comes First!" Plus, Fresh Versus Boxed Jewish Food, And More Actual Advice! (00:30:55)
The ladies are back this week and they give some fire advice! After the great peanut butter and jelly debate, they give one listener some pointers on how to put yourself and your career first instead of focusing all your energy on dating. Plus, a conversation about Jewish food that will have you craving boxed matzo balls and fresh latkes! Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.
- #27: It's Kate's First (And CJM's *Undisclosed Number Of Years* Mother's Day!) (00:26:55)
Happy Mother's Day! This year we're celebrating CJM AND Kate because they're both moms now! Tune in for some advice about how to prepare for becoming a parent (spoiler: you can't), and baby Max's bagel obsession. Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.
- #26: CJM Says "Suck It In, Suck It Out!" What Does That Mean? We're Not Sure. Plus, How Long Is Too Long To Be Dating Your S/O Before Getting Married, And The Best NYC Deli! (00:34:32)
The ladies are back once again! This week, we start off HOT with a question about how long to wait before getting married to your significant other. As CJM laments over the longest 5 years of her life AKA the length of time Kate and Superjew waited to get married, Kate gives some tips about the best deli in NYC and more baby Max! Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.
- #25: Opening Up Pandora's Vagina With CJM And Kate! Plus, Should You Stay At A Job For The Seniority, Or Take A Newer, Cooler Job? (00:36:41)
Kate and Crazy Jewish Mom are back this week with some truly stellar content! First, Kate's vagina comes into question (but what else is new). Don't worry, it's doing great! CJM throws in her two cents about the Prince Harry and Meghan Markle drama, and the two ladies give some awesome advice about college applications and whether to stay or leave your job if your seniority is in question. Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.
- #24: CJM And Kate Celebrate Carbsmas (The End Of Passover, Obviously)! Also, First Date Tips, And The Never-Ending Well Of Vomit And Poop That Is Max (00:20:54)
In this episode, Crazy Jewish Mom and Kate celebrate the end of passover with BREAD and PIZZA! Plus, advice about dating outside of your religion, baby Max, and first date tips that you won't want to miss! Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.
- #23: CJM Wants Organic Cabbage To Put WHERE On Kate's Body? Plus, Postpartum Advice And Pandemic Bucket Lists (00:55:12)
The ladies are back and better than ever this week. On this episode, a listener drops a surprising tip for sore breasts that CJM and Kate cannot wait to try out. Hint: it involves cabbage. Plus, how to get over someone by getting under someone (but less gross than that, promise!), and what's on CJM and Kate's pandemic bucket lists. Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.
- #22: CJM Declares That There Shall Be NO Penises on Passover (Again)! Plus, How To Find A Decent Person To Date (00:39:24)
The ladies are back this week with another Live at 5! This week, Crazy Jewish Mom and Kate talk plans for their potential seder livestream in honor of passover! Plus, advice about how to get over a past love, how to meet a decent person, and of course, more baby Max! Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.
- #21: Kate Gives Barf-Laden Advice and CJM Makes Baked Apples! Plus, Ignoring Red Flags and Vaccine Celebrations (00:33:48)
The ladies (and Max) are back this week! This week, CJM and Kate talk about making excuses for f**kboys and how to stand up for yourself when dealing with shitty behavior from a significant other. They also celebrate lots of vaccines (yay!), and talk about how one listener reconnected with their high school prom date! Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.
- #20: CJM And Kate Make A MATCH ON THE PODCAST (Maybe)! Plus, #Bagelgate And #TexasStrong (00:39:16)
The ladies are back this week, and this time they accidentally caused a debate about the superiority of Montreal versus New York bagels. Plus, whether online dating during this pandemic is worth it, CJM's plans for throwing singles only dinner parties post-pandemic, and our thoughts and prayers to those in Texas. Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.
- #19: CJM And Kate Celebrate Valentines Day With Stellar Advice! Plus, How To Handle Rejection Like The Badass You Are And #FreeBritney (00:31:39)
CJM and Kate are back, and on Valentines day no less! This week, we're talking the #FreeBritney movement, how to celebrate Valentines day with a small baby in quarantine, and how to handle all kinds of rejection with grace and confidence. Plus, more on motherhood, because duh. Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.
- #18: Kate Has Urinated All Over The Tri-State Area, But It's Okay Because She Was Pregnant! Plus, Taking Time For Yourself Post-Pregnancy And Cat Shenanigans (00:39:31)
The ladies + Max are back this week! Besides some stellar (and as always, unqualified) advice, Kate reminisces on some COVID-friendly dates that she and Jon embarked on. Is it a date if you pee publicly? We think yes. Plus, the what's what on breast pumps, and how many strollers is too many. Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.
- #17 CJM Isn't Like Regular Crazy Jewish Mom's, She's...Crazier? Plus, Why All People On Dating Apps Seem Like Trash And How To Boost Your Online Dating Profile (00:31:38)
This week, the ladies are back and ready to go with love and relationship advice. Max gives his opinions too (and by that we mean he spits up on Kate a couple times)! CJM gives her opinions on what makes for a good online dating profile, and Kate talks about why all people on dating apps may seem like less-than-great. But hey, you never know who's out there! Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.
- #16 Enough About Kate's Vagina, CJM Wants Relationship Questions! Plus, Normalizing Nip Slips And If It's Too Early For Kegels (00:51:53)
This week, Kate has a weird stabbing feeling in her vagina? It's probably the stitches. CJM suggests a four-way FaceTime between herself, Kate, Kate's doctor, and Kate's vagina. Does Kate agree? Who knows (spoiler, she does not)! The ladies also give some advice about how to get your resume to stand out in a sea of applicants, behind-the-scenes Star Trek stories, and the wonders of breast pumps. Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.
- #15: It's Titty Time!! Plus, the Ladies are Back Together Giving New Parent Advice (00:29:21)
In this week's episode, the ladies are back together under the same roof and trying to deal with a crying Max. However, they were still able to give some new parent advice, talk some more about vagina tearing, and also how to deal with the online haters. Also, Max is the cutest baby in the world — no contest. Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.
- #14: This Is Now a Breastfeeding Podcast Because Baby Max Is In The House! Plus Vagina Pops, The Delivery Story, and More. (01:25:37)
In this special episode, we hear all about Kate's delivery of Max — and how she's set on normalizing vagina tearing. Plus, the ladies discuss vagina ice pops, breastfeeding, leaking milk, pregnancy injuries, and the new emotions of a brand-new mother. Plus, everyone get vaccinated when you can and continue to WEAR YOUR MASKS AND SOCIAL DISTANCE! Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.
- #13: Kate Wants Diarrhea So She Can Finally Go Into Labor. Plus, If Your BF Dumps You Because Your "Fat," Thank Your Lucky Stars. (00:35:41)
In this week's episode, the ladies give advice on how to get over the boyfriend who dumps you for being "fat" — and why you should be so happy he's no longer in your life. Plus, Kate just wants to go into labor already, how to celebrate your inter-faith holidays, and how to teach children about Hanukkah (Hint: it involves latkes and jelly doughnuts). Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.
- #12: Will Kate Have a Hanukkah Baby? Plus, Making Friends, Making Latkes, And Loving Your Pregnancy Body (00:29:08)
In this week's episode, the ladies speculate whether the very pregnant Kate will end up having Baby Smurf on one of the days of Hanukkah. Plus, how many menorahs is too many? (Hint: The limit does not exist). Also, can someone send CJM a potato latke care package? The ladies also give advice on making friends, mending sister relationships, and loving your pregnant body. Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.
- #11: Happy (Socially-Distanced) Thanksgiving!! Plus, Raising Kids in a City, Vaccines, and Being VERY Pregnant (00:47:55)
In this week's episode, the ladies are now isolated from each other as Kate gets ready to give birth to her baby Smurf. That means the ladies are having an isolated, socially-distanced Thanksgiving (as we all should). Be safe everyone, and hope you and your family are doing well. Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.
- #10: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CRAZYJEWISHMOM! Plus, Post-Pregnancy Can Last Up to 6 Months??!! (00:39:47)
In this week's episode, the ladies celebrate Kim's birthday with chocolate cake, singing, and giving advice! Plus, did you know that you can bleed for up to 6 months after giving birth???? Also, Tums is the unofficial sponsor for this podcast now and we are still in a a pandemic so WEAR A MASK AND STAY HOME. Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.
- #9: The Ladies Celebrate the Election News. Plus, Kate Gets Her Insides Kicked For Talking Sh*t About Baby Smurf (00:27:09)
In this week's episode, the ladies talk about how they celebrated the election results a.k.a CJM danced, rapped, and sang along to "F*ck Donald Trump" — a real classy move but who cares? Plus, the ladies give advice on dumping toxic friends and talk about how miserable pregnancy can be. Plus, Aaron Purr makes an appearance. Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.
- #8: Kate Would Be Thrilled if Her Baby's First Words are "F**k." Plus, Don't Have a Relationship Without the Commitment (00:31:15)
In this week's episode, the ladies talk about why you shouldn't let a guy treat you like a girlfriend without the girlfriend label. Plus, Kate is so over being pregnant and would be thrilled if her baby's first words included "f**k." Also the best foods on Thanksgiving are actually the sides — not the Turkey. Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.