A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.
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375: Reviews of Benihana with Byron Marin and Ryan Bergara (01:01:24)
Chef name was Edwin, very sensual and playful with his entertainment. Watch For Your Amusement at https://www.youtube.com/@fyapod and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!Rocket Money: Let Rocke...
374: Reviews of Puzzles (00:52:50)
I put a 2 million dollar puzzle together and all I got was this lousy QR codeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-i...
373: Reviews of Novelty Kitchen Tools (00:57:55)
We told you not to put the egg topper in the dishwasher.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
372: Reviews of Locksmiths (01:06:51)
Call the Locksmith!!!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
371: Reviews of Old-Timey Candy (00:46:10)
Guess what, busters! Guess what, busters?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
370: Reviews of Hangover Cures (00:58:00)
Happy wonderwall to you and yours and bApp. --SPONSORS:Check out https://boxiecat.com/beach for a discount on BoxieCat's self-cleaning litter! --We have merch!! https://www.beachtoosandy.storeSee Priv...
369: Reviews of Mall Santas (00:59:27)
2 surfs,a quick dance, a few mushrooms and 2 giant connect 4 gamesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
368: Reviews of Pet Psychics (00:50:03)
Sorry, pet communicators.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
367: Reviews of Renaissance Faires with Bryan Green (01:47:04)
This is gonna ruin the tour... What tour? The moose tour.Check out The Commercial Break! https://www.tcbpodcast.comFollow Bryan! https://instagram.com/bryanwgreenSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.co...
366: Reviews of Soup Recipes (01:02:23)
My soup is full of eels.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
365: Reviews of Turkey Trots (01:36:49)
To see Xandy at his most athletic, check out our Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/beachtoosandyWe also have new merch!! https://www.beachtoosandy.storeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/priva...
364: Reviews of Labubus (01:04:24)
Give us money so Christine can buy more Labubus for her legion: www.patreon.com/BeachTooSandySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#...
363: Reviews of Great Wolf Lodge (01:00:53)
Tune in next week for 364: Reviews of Great Wolf Spider LodgeStuff here: www.beachtoosandy.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy...
362: Reviews of Hospitals with Nurse Blake (01:31:26)
Throw on your finest Armani tracksuit, because we've got hospitals to complain about.See Nurse Blake on tour or on the open sea!! https://www.nurseblake.com/Follow him on Instagram @Nurse.Blake and Ti...
361: Reviews of Halloween Costumes (01:01:53)
Happy Halloween! Or Sad Halloween in Xandy's case!I don't feel like writing anything else here today. Go google us or something.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy N...
360: Reviews of Pumpkin Recipes (00:53:24)
Last show of our 2025 tour is this Saturday!! Get your tickets! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tourSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/pri...
359: Live in Plano, TX (01:31:13)
We're excited to share our Plano show with you!! Just three more shows left: Seattle tonight, Portland tomorrow, and New York on the 25th. Get your tickets! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tourSee Priva...
358: Reviews of Abandoned Places (00:51:37)
Tune in next week for another edition of The Priestly Priest Report.See us LIVE!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tourJoin our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyWe have m...
357: Reviews of Revolving Sushi (01:01:37)
You’ve been revolving around this sushi restaurant for 27 years! See us LIVE!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tourJoin our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyWe have merc...
356: Reviews of Hair Removal Products (00:50:39)
Midwest shows are happening now! Kansas City tonight! Omaha tomorrow! St. Louis Friday! Malort Sunday!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tourJoin our Patreon for free! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoos...
355: Reviews of Community Theaters (01:00:29)
Send in the clowns!See us LIVE!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tourJoin our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyWe have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.storeWatch clips ...
354: Reviews of Wine Bars (01:06:28)
Taking a break from Cracker Barrel content...... for now.See us LIVE!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tourJoin our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyWe have merch! https...
353: Reviews of the Old Cracker Barrel Logo (01:05:31)
SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAPSee us LIVE!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tourJoin our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyWe have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.storeWatch clips ...
352: Reviews of the New Cracker Barrel Logo (00:57:32)
Already looks like we need to do a follow-up episode...See us LIVE!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tourJoin our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyWe have merch! https:/...
351: Reviews of Jo-Ann Fabrics (00:57:46)
Support elevator victims making movies: https://gofund.me/9a321873 See us LIVE!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tourJoin our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyWe...
