Abbas goes off about getting trapped in Calgary, going to Vegas next week for NADA, and the aftermath of Alex Pretti shooting.
TOUR DATES
Edmonton, AB - January 30/31
Halifax, NS - April 10/11
Atlant...
Time of Revolutions (00:33:49)
Abbas goes off about his new tour, playing the Kennedy Center, the ICE shooting in Minnesota, and the protests in Iran.
TOUR DATES
Calgary, AB - January 23/24
Edmonton, AB - January 30/31
Halifax, N...
Chappelle's Special Special (00:34:26)
Abbas goes off Chappelle's new special, children's indoor play gyms, nannies, and doing Just For Laughs festival.
TOUR DATES
Calgary, AB - January 23/24
Edmonton, AB - January 30/31
Halifax, NS - Apr...
Ali Siddiq is Masterful (00:33:07)
Abbas goes off about seeing Ali Siddiq in Brooklyn, depending on ChatGPT, the Diddy documentary, and the Bondi Beach shooting.
TOUR DATES
Calgary, AB - January 23/24
Edmonton, AB - January 30/31
Hali...
Don't Joke at Airports (00:34:42)
Abbas goes off about doing the Ottawa and Edmonton Sudan Benefits, getting into an altercation at the airport, and trying some international tour dates in 2026.
TOUR DATES
NYC - December 12
Calgary...
3 Month Hiatus (00:33:52)
Damn it's been a while! Abbas explains the hiatus, talks about getting a CRV, the 2026 comedy tour, and his podcasting future.
I'm a part of two benefits for victims of the Sudan war happening right n...
Monterey Car Week (00:39:39)
Abbas goes off about going to California for the Monterey car week and driving the oldest and newest Acura NSX. **May wanna check it out on Youtube for the photos and videos**
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To...
Complaining In a Marriott (00:30:48)
Abbas goes off about driving to Philly, Cristiano Ronaldo getting married, Mark Carney talking about Gaza, and the pros and cons of being your own agent.
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Toronto, ON - Aug 22, 23...
The 3-Year Plan (00:30:42)
Abbas goes off about weening his kid off the pacifier, getting a trip from Acura, the 3-year NYC plan, and the pros and cons of iPhone memories.
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Philadelphia, PA - Aug 13
Toronto...
There is No List! (00:31:23)
Abbas goes off about the Epstein list being "lost", African countries taking back their resources, why Chinese kids are smart, and why people love congregations.
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Montreal, QC Ju...
Up Next, Zohran Mamdani (00:31:49)
Abbas goes off about Zohran Mamdani being a possible muslim mayor of NYC, Tom Cruise special effects, the F1 movie, and spending 4 days in a Genesis GV80.
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Hamilton, ON - July 10
M...
Iran and Israel (00:33:25)
Abbas goes off about Iran and Israel trading blows, his mother-in-law staying over, returning the Sequoia, and the viral NYC mayoral race.
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Kelowna, BC - June 25
Victoria, BC - Jun...
Stole My Catalytic Converter! (00:31:21)
Abbas goes off about getting his catalytic converter stolen, going to the muffler guys, getting a 2025 Toyota Sequoia press car, and the difference between Toronto and NYC cops.
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K...
Mosques and Mexicans (00:30:34)
Abbas goes off about visiting a car museum in Tacoma, dropping into mosques on the road, how white Portland is, and a cool thing about Mexicans.
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Halifax, NS - June 06
St. John's,...
God Bless Crazy Tom Cruise (00:37:00)
Abbas goes off about doing a private gig at a car club, going back to Toronto, problems with the new Mission Impossible, and comedians who create liquors.
TOUR DATES
Seattle, WA - May 22
Portland, O...
Stay In Your Lane (00:36:56)
Abbas goes off about the D.C. shows, replacing the steering rack in his car, the Toronto Maple Leafs loss, and the new Bill Burr special.
TOUR DATES
Toronto, ON - May 23
Seattle, WA - May 22
Portland...
Car Camping is Overrated (00:35:54)
Abbas goes off about sleeping in the VW van in California, doing the Smoking Tire podcast, hanging out at the Comedy Store, and the new-dad life.
TOUR DATES
Washington, D.C. - May 15
Toronto, ON - May...
Sleeping in a Hippie Van (00:34:35)
Abbas goes off about Mark Carney winning Canada's election, Barcelona's Lamine Yamal, trying to help a mouse, the going to Southern California with a VW ID Buzz van.
TOUR DATES
San Diego, CA - May 1
L...
The Mouse Hunter (00:41:09)
Abbas goes off about having mice he can't find, weird characters in his neighbourhood, missing his flight in Miami, and of course, a little Diddy update.
Watch My Comedy Special!
See me on the road!
...
Broken BMW (00:33:40)
Abbas goes off about going down to Texas for shows, getting booted in Austin, an amazing car collection, and having the rental break down and having to switch cars.
Watch My Comedy Special!
See me on...
Stroke Dad and No Weed (00:47:37)
Abbas goes off about taking care of his debilitated dad, the life of PSWs, taking a weed break and the annoying dreams, Canada's election candidates, and his theory on immigrants in Canada.
Watch My ...
The Diddy Update (00:34:32)
Abbas goes off about Diddy's lawyer quitting, the latest accusations against him, Trump kicking out Zelensky, and the new Epstein list dropping.
Watch My Comedy Special!
See me on the road!
London, O...
The Worst Email to Get (00:55:26)
Abbas goes off about Canada beating the US in hockey, Elon Musk going after federal employees, actors playing gay roles, and the new Captain America movie.
See me on the road!
Edmonton, AB - Feb 26, ...
Scariest Time to Fly (00:40:21)
Abbas goes off about the upside down Delta flight, other recent crashes and what's going on, the type of people in Bushwick, and getting used to NYC parking
NEW TOUR DATES!
Brooklyn, NY - Feb 19
Edm...
Kendrick Lamar's Cheeky Smile (00:36:36)
Abbas goes off about Kendrick's half-time show performance, being on a Super Bowl ad, cost of living in the US vs. Canada, and fantasizing about the 911 GT3RS.
NEW TOUR DATES!
Brooklyn, NY - Feb 19
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