Advice Unfiltered with Chris and Tony
HelseRaw, real, and refreshingly unfiltered—this is Advice Unfiltered! Your go-to podcast for no-nonsense takes on lifestyle, fitness, sex, and dating in the modern world. Whether you’re trying to level up in the gym, navigate the chaos of modern relationships, or just need a good laugh while figuring it all out, we’ve got you covered. Hosted with a mix of humor, motivation, and unapologetic honesty, we tackle the burning questions, the awkward moments, and the hard truths—because let’s face it, life doesn’t come with a filter, so why should advice?
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- Episode 41: Tequila, bad decisions, and a tofu turkey (01:38:59)
On today's episode, if you are not sure what happened lastnight, do not start with "Did we do anal?" Turkey should never, ever, be made from tofu. And sex toys are great. But they do not belong at dinner on the first date.
- Episode 40: What is worse? When your date is a peeping tom or your date is your mom's best friend? (01:39:32)
On today's episode we get unfiltered about Rachael and her baby daddy dilemma. Brooke finds out her long time crush is a peeping tom. And Tyler goes on a date with his mom's best friend. The questions this week are B A N A N A S. On Advice Unfiltered episode 40.
- Episode 39: Does putting your girlfriend into AI porn videos count as cheating or is it a sign of a deeper love? (01:39:26)
On today's episode we find out that meta glasses do not belong in the bedroom. Lisa's boyfriend thought he was being sneaky, but he quickly found out that revenge is something Lisa is an expert at. We keep it real with Casey when she decides that flirting with her husband is immature and his needs are not that important. She can make that decision in the same way he can find someone else who will flirt with him. And Maya gets caught micro-cheating and decides she micro-cares. Sometimes the truth hurts and the AUF team sets her straight.
- Episode 38: Halloween means slutty outfits, masquerade parties, and great podcast stories (01:34:58)
On today's episode it is grey sweatpants and pizza as Tony loses the bet and dives deep into carbs. Gender fluid does not mean threesomes. Your ex-husband should not be your Uber driver and sometimes we just need to laugh and do missionary because we have just hit that age where everything hurts.
- Episode 38: Halloween means slutty outfits, masquerade parties, and great podcast stories (01:35:33)
On today's episode it is grey sweatpants and pizza as Tonyloses the bet and dives deep into carbs. Gender fluid does not mean threesomes. Your ex-husband should not be your Uber driver. And sometimes we just need to laugh and do the missionary position because we have just hit that age where everything hurts.
- Episode 37: Episode 37: When she uses a taser on you because it is stronger than a Viagra for an erection. (01:41:51)
Today’s episode we delve deep into dating dos and don’ts. Don’t use a Taser. Do cook for your date. Don’t clap for him if he finishings fast. Do fun things like roleplaying to keep it spicy. Don’t have revenge sex. Do help a vegan shave that bush. And remember that TikTok is not the place for sex tips. Keep it simple and just go in circles and stroke the middle. On Advice Unfiltered!
- Episode 37: When she uses a taser on you because it is stronger than a Viagra for an erection. (01:41:50)
Today’s episode we delve deep into dating dos and don’ts. Don’t use a Taser. Do cook for your date. Don’t clap for him if he finishings fast. Do fun things like roleplaying to keep it spicy. Don’t have revenge sex. Do help a vegan shave that bush. And remember that TikTok is not the place for sex tips. Keep it simple and just go in circles and stroke the middle. On Advice Unfiltered!
- Episode 36: The battle for lesbian dominance in a relationship comes down to whose strap-on is bigger. (01:33:51)
On today's episode, we Rock the Vote with only day leftbefore we find out if we are Podcast of the Year for self-help and self-improvement. But in the meantime, we find out that sometimes lesbians battle for dominance by meauring strap-on size. Jenna gets caught dining instead of dating and the tables get turned around. And getting caught watching porn on Bluetooth can be a sticky situation.
- Special Live Episode: Vote-a-Rama for Podcast of the Year (01:26:14)
The team goes live to promote the Vote-of-Rama as the podcast has been nominated for Podcast of the Year for self-help and self-improvement. We also test out our new tech platform to make the user live experience better!!
- Episode 35: How many calories does sex burn? We find out in a real-world experiment thanks to our listeners. (01:39:46)
On today's episode we learn how a 50-year-old man sees God twice after he learns the hard way about tongue rings. Jill and Derek help the podcast by doing a sex calorie experiment to settle the debate on how many calories you burn during sex. And when your stripper calls your house and your wife is not happy about it, you wind up with a dog named Vanilla Cheeks.
- Episode 34: No teeth is way better than teeth if you know what we mean. (01:45:26)
On episode 34 of Advice Unfiltered, we learn that Gen Z women are shreking. Sometimes when she says she has "roommates" it is code for "parents". Cross dressing and role playing is fun until the whole apartment complex finds out. And Nick from Bean Town, tell your friends the truth. Just because she was 40 years older with no teeth, it was still the best night of your life.
- Episode 33: 200 mg of edible THC does not make great lube. (01:27:07)
On today's episode of Advice Unfiltered a couple accidently uses 200 mg of THC drops as lube, a threesome turns icy hot as the third wheel wants all the fun for herself, and a man with one testicle coins the phrase "Turkey Eyeball" right as Thanksgiving is around the corner.
- Episode 32: If she does Jui-Jitsu in your class, then the rear naked choke is not foreplay (01:39:37)
On episode 32 of Advice Unfiltered, if you have Keith as a roommate then make sure you throw away your toothbrush. It has been where the sun doesn't shine. If the girl does Jui-Jitsu in your class, then the rear naked choke isn’t foreplay. And how does a girl humble a gym bro? Dirty socks, a thong, and resistance bands are a start.
- Episode 31: An Australian kiss from down under always includes the balls (01:44:09)
On today’s episode we learn how to spot a serial killerduring sex. A kiss from down under should always include the balls. Staring contests should not be part of bedroom foreplay. And if you screw the neighbor, better keep nail polish in your bedroom drawer. It is the only way to un-superglue your penis from your stomach.
- Episode 30: Anal plugs do not make great wine stoppers! (01:47:16)
On episode 30, we learn that cute anal plugs can be mistaken for wine stoppers. A parrot turns on his owner and decides to spill the beans about her sex life. And peeing in the shower is ok...as long as it is not on your partner's leg. Marking your territory is a no go unless you are wearing a Property of Kevin's homemade bracelet.
- Episode 29: Sex swings need professional installation. Don't trust your ceiling or your neighbors! (01:42:11)
On today's episode we learn how NOT to set up a sex swing. Pepper spray is not a good replacement for deodorant before a date. "Thank You's" for a man is as valuable to the brain as "I Love You" is to a woman. And don't you dare ghost Samantha during a date. That woman knows a thing or two about revenge. On Episode 29.....Advice Unfiltered.
- Episode 28: When you learn how to give the sex move known by professionals as the "Num Num Kiss and Lick" (01:36:12)
On today's episode, we finally hear from Harry! We learn what an Australian kiss from down under is, what the "num num lick kiss" move entails, and do girls really scissor? We talk about it all on episode 28 of Advice Unfiltered.
- Episode 27: Cheating, shampoo, glitter, and nair don't mix! (01:32:24)
On today's episode we find out that cheating can lead to a baldness and glitter. We learn how to key a guy's car and get away with it as long as you make eye contact, and Harry from Spain learns during the live broadcast that he is locked out and his clothes are in the woods. But on the bright side, his grandmas are both alive.
- Episode 26: Morning wood is not be wasted. Each one only comes once a day. (01:32:33)
On today's episode we find out what a hollow strap-on is. We learn that each morning wood is special and we cannot waste each opportunity that the day presents itself. And if your date tells you he is a male stripper, beware. It will land on your forehead and you always have to tip.
- Episode 25: Sit on his face. He understands breathing is optional. (01:37:23)
If your girlfriend wants to have a threesome, check the rules first. You don't want to be surprised if the other person is a guy and twice as big as you. Grey sweatpants are a thing as long as you have a long thing. If he is willing to let you sit on his face, then he is prepared to die. Let him go out like he always wanted to. On Advice Unfiltered.
- Episode 24: Can your wife's expensive eye cream make your balls look more appealing? (01:50:32)
On today's episode, does size matter when your girlfriend hands you a magnum sized condom from her ex? Does whispering "do you like that" get old and over used? Does a smooth ball sack lead to more head? We find out on Advice Unfiltered.
- Episode 23: The myths are not myths when it comes to sleeping with your cousin (01:40:26)
On today's episode we clear up any confusion between cousins, we encourage women not to dose their man with rhino xl 3000 from the gas station, and BBLs are all the rage but what do guys think? Let it slide or take it for a ride. On Advice Unfiltered Episode 23
- Episode 22: If she is wearing an ankle monitor, she may be a keeper (01:38:14)
We find out on today's episode that an ankle monitor on your date is probably a red flag. You’re in pickle for sure if you put it where the sun doesn’t shine. And a do not resuscitate bracelet doesn’t count, if they orgasm first.
- Episode 21: Glow in the dark condoms. Now you see me, now you don't (01:36:22)
On today's episode, being vanilla as a boyfriend can get you stabbed in the leg, screaming This Is Sparta might not be a turn on in the bed, and glow in the dark condoms could be hilarious as long as they work.
- Episode 20: Vegemite, Orajel, and No Wrong Holes (01:24:16)
On today's episode, the crew gets some gifts from down under, we find out that massage guns and cooters are often too close, wi-fi names and passwords can be red flags, and Orajel belongs in your mouth and nowhere else. No matter what your best friend tells you.