Unscripted and unfiltered, Agnes & Leona is a podcast where two mildly funny women talk about life, death, and everything in between. The stories are always true... it’s what makes them funny.
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Annnnnnnnnd, we're back. Yeah yeah, we know. It's been a while. All we can say is: 2020
But trust us, we're back with the same Statler & Waldorf vibes we always had, and the burning question: What i...
When you think of etiquette, you may think that Emily Post wrote the book. You're not wrong, but did you know that there's a WAY more hilariously offensive tome on the topic? Welcome to the Ethel Cott...
If a serial killer has the best of intentions, is he really so bad? Dexter was likable enough... eh? Ok, settle down- no one is murdering people here. But plants... that's another story. This week we ...
We're so excited to have our very first SPECIAL GUEST! Meet Sloan... aka "Ebony Hannah" if we're using our porn names. He's pretty amazing, as are his stories of hiking after WAY too much cheese. And ...
Experts: Podcasting, Parenting & Ecoli (00:23:53)
Did you know that people can have more than one child?? Revolutionary concept! THANK GOD there are people brave enough to podcast about it. We are not those people. Also, GTFO with your nonsense. And ...
Vacation: Sea Urchins, Lieutenant Dan & Barracudas (00:31:15)
Would you pee on your best friend? You're damn right you would! Intentionally, because she swam through a school of jellyfish... get the mind out of the gutter, you freak. This week we're back, and we...
Where were you in the mid 80s? If your answer is wearing thigh-high leg-warmers while sweating with Jane Fonda to some totally awesome synth music, Agnes was right there with you. Fast forward 25 year...
Nightstands: Sex Toys, Handguns & Laxatives (00:24:45)
The gun isn't for the cat... lets just make that clear right from the top. The gun is for the apparent line of people in Leona's bedroom trying to steal her multiple passports. Now that we've cleared ...
Dreams: Banana Splits, Monkey Bars & Feeding Chicken Nuggets to a Chicken (00:35:38)
Dreams... we all have them. Can you remember yours? This week, Agnes and Leona go full narcoleptic and talk about what happens when the lights turns off and the sheets come up. We're talking about eve...
Moonrise: Full Moon Rituals & Burning Sombreros (00:30:41)
It's a full moon tonight, which means we're getting our inner witches on. Settle down, this isn't Salem and we're not sacrificing anyone. Yet. We may have come close last summer, but he survived. We'r...
Panic shopping has become a thing in recent weeks, but Agnes here had to be different. She's panic remodeling. With no experience, or knowledge, and questionable ability. She's got 4 more days to lear...
You know what's weird? EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW. But, we're making the best of it, the only way we know how: bottle of wine and a microphone... with an appropriate six feet between us! This week we're tal...
Apocalypse: Coronavirus, Toilet Paper & CALM THE HELL DOWN (00:30:17)
It's the end of the world as we know it! And we feel fine... (Thank you, R.E.M.). So honestly, PUT THE TOLIET PAPER DOWN. We're all about being safe, practicing social distancing, and being considerat...
We take humor pretty seriously. So much so that our nearest and dearest are often material/victims. AlsoThis week, we meant to explain why the hell we're podcasting at all, which somehow turned into t...
Blame: Car Accidents, Imported Vehicles & The Philippines (00:23:56)
So here we go again- it's funny how one trip to a third world country several years ago keeps rearing it's ugly head. This week, Agnes & Leona talk about an attempted vehicular homicide in the Philipp...
It is with heavy hearts that Anges & Leona record this week. Today we heard of the passing of literary pirate of our hearts, Mr. Clive Cussler. Clive Cussler was a New York Times best-selling author, ...
Therapy: Doctors, Life Coaches & Alcoholics Anonymous (00:24:19)
We need professional help. And by "we", we mean EVERYONE. But mostly us, because who are we to tell anyone else how to live? Let's leave that nonsense to the life coaches of the world. Also, can you l...
Cinema: Erotica, Horror & 50 Shades of Bullshit (00:25:02)
Do you remember where you were when Sharon Stone showed her hoo-hah to the world? What about when Buffalo Bill lowered that basket of lotion? We're guessing you weren't with your Nana... and if you we...
You know how to tell if someone loves you? They'll pop a pimple for you. You know how you tell if someone is absolutely OUT OF THEIR DAMN MIND? They watch hours of blackheads, cysts, and boils being l...
Singage: Bathroom Instructions & Tattoos That Never Need to Happen (00:25:44)
"Shit's about to go DOWN"... did you need a sign for that?!? Yeah, neither did we. We also didn't need the one in the kitchen telling us to cook, eat, pray, OR love. Basically, the idea of instruction...
Warning, DO NOT MIX THE ABOVE INGREDIENTS. I promise, it's a bad idea. Also, maybe don't listen to this on a full stomach. This week Agnes & Leona tackle the topic of indigestion- and it was totally u...
Timecards: Punching the clock on life. (00:21:43)
Are you ready to die? No really, we're asking. Cause we have NO IDEA if when you come to the end of your life you're looking for the clock to punch out. Agnes was ready... but is that the norm? Join u...
Taken: Kidnapping, Whorehouses, and the Philippines (01:03:18)
This week, join Agnes & Leona for a story about being "taken"... sort of. It's an adventure about southeast Asia, a brothel and, the untimely (supposed) death of a best friend. Tune in to find out how...
Funerals... they make us laugh too. (00:17:01)
Ever notice how people go absolutely crazy when it comes to funerals? We get it. Death... It's traumatic for the living. But it also can be really funny. Agnes & Leona begin their podcast with a story...
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