Allen takes a look at his personal struggle to communicate his intentions (sexual or otherwise) more clearly when it comes to talking to men.
If I were God... (00:23:28)
In what may or may not be the most controversial episode of the year, a thought-provoking question came up in a discussion and Allen answers it in true Allen After Dark style.
XXX-mas... sort of (00:50:01)
A broad range of topics make up this week's episode including the reason gay men become priests, the sex life of Santa Claus, whether sex could ever be boring, the pleasures of hooking up with straight guys...and a Golden Girls mention.
Secret Rondezvous and Southern Revenge (00:27:56)
Allen ponders his childhood crushes and what their lives might be like now with a nod to all his secret hookups that he will never reveal. He reflects on an ugly family confrontation that resulted in an act of revenge targeting him.
Dreaming of Henry Cavill & Snow Cream (00:23:01)
On Krampusnacht Allen wishes for the ultimate Christmas present: Henry Cavill. But when reality kicks in, he takes a look back on the Christmas season as a poor gay kid living in the bible belt and the unexpected joys that came with the holiday season.
Gray Sweatpants and Manspreading (00:28:30)
In a ridiculously random episode, topics range from men wearing gray sweatpants to the joys of manspreading. Allen shares his thoughts on being described as a bad boy.
Living Single in a Married World (00:20:18)
Running into an old acquaintance at the grocery store stirs a lot of emotions for Allen in this week's episode and he ponders how it must feel after losing the most important person in your life.
The Wettest of Dreams (00:21:38)
Allen shares the joyous news and all the spicy details of his first and only nocturnal emission and contemplates dreams and dark fantasies that all of us have. NSFW.
What are you looking at? (00:19:48)
An unusual but not uncommon encounter at happy hour leads to a discussion about some of the strange behaviors gay men (and men in general) have when trying to hook up.
It's the Allen After Dark Halloween Extravaganza! (00:31:14)
Allen recounts some scary events in his life and recalls some of his favorite paranormal and supernatural tales he's heard.
B. O. and Other Horrors (00:21:57)
Allen takes a tongue in cheek look at fear and something that frightens him more than almost anything else.
Wicked Twists & Guardian Angels (00:23:56)
In the spirit of the Halloween season, Allen considers the possibility that guardian angels exist and ponders the notion of fate and if there is a supernatural presence that controls every aspect of our lives.
Scary, Bizarre Things and an Omen too (00:23:27)
Halloween season continues with a flashback to some of the strangest and potentially paranormal experiences of Allen's life.
Creepy Encounters (00:31:22)
Kicking off the Halloween season, Allen takes a trip back in time to talk about scary experiences that he encountered in gay clubs and other miscellaneous places.
Hammered and Nailed (00:27:06)
Home improvement becomes a sexy adventure when expensive home repairs lead Allen to reminisce about a plot that appears in many gay adult films and the thoughts of being a star of such a movie with a similar storyline. This leads to a discussion about cruising and hookups in gym locker rooms.
A Sordid, Tawdry, Gay Birthday Party (00:28:21)
A happy birthday announcement on social media leads to a surprise revelation that kicks off Allen's birthday celebration with a shot-taking, smut-talking podcast party event. The party spirals into a conversation about gay siblings, the hottest men in Hollywood and the thought that our names could reflect more than just a name that people call us.
Tongues and Tails, or is it Tales? (00:23:29)
Allen takes a look at straight actors and ponders the reasons for performing in gay adult entertainment and if they ever get bored during their scenes. He also considers the possibility, or maybe the horror, of creating an OnlyFans site as a means of financial support.
Everybody slips up and says the wrong thing at the worst possible time at some point in their lives and Allen takes a look back at some of his biggest blunders with his blabbering mouth.
It's in the Genes... (00:25:57)
Allen makes irreverent and unscientific observations into his own concept of genetics and how our DNA may affect every aspect of our lives including our taste in music and art. He also seeks an answer to the question "what's the meaning of life?"
A Circus Full of Orange Clowns (00:21:31)
Jumping back on the old soap box, Allen unleashes on supporters of the orange clown and their efforts to destroy the democratic republic known as the USA.
Keeping Up Appearances (00:20:27)
Finding a five dollar bill in a parking lot leads to this week's discussion about ego and the effort people make to impress others.
Sweet Tea and Superstition (00:21:10)
Ears burning? Nose Itching? Allen takes a look at some of the most well-known folklore he experienced while living in the south and their meanings. And where would a discussion about the south be without a discussion of the house wine of the south known as sweet tea. But before all that, Allen reflects on a dinner date gone wrong.
Way Back When (00:21:28)
A shocked reaction from a bartender leads to this week's discussion about the good ole days before ATMs and cell phones and how people managed to survive without such luxuries.
The Exhibitionist (00:23:32)
A sexy encounter at the grocery store inspires Allen to discuss exhibitionism and he addresses the question: what if you could choose not to be gay?
Summertime in the South (00:29:36)
Feeling nostalgic, Allen takes a trip back in time to reminisce on the childhood joys of summertime in the south
Trust Issues (00:20:33)
A man in New Orleans fired from his music teaching position at a Catholic school when parents discovered the obituary of his deceased husband leads to a discussion about trust.
