MERRY CHRISTMAS! On today’s holiday-themed episode, Liam tries to convince us that Santa ties back to psychedelics. We talk iconic Christmas movies, whether or not Jewish people understand the holiday spirit, and we might even play with some Christmas toys.
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Timestamps
(00:00) Merry Christmas
(04:31) - Dino Talk
(07:47) - Jewish Christmas Traditions
(11:43) - Christmas Movies
(13:11) - Psychedelic Santa?
(16:29) - Reindeer Are Real?
(21:48) - Family Stone
(24:29) - Emily’s First Time Decorating a Tree
(28:41) - Secret Santa
(34:46) - Mohels
(37:50) - Magnolia
(45:36) - Catching the Jo Bros
(49:59) - Jehovah’s Witness Call
(54:38) - Best Holiday Gifts
(57:20) - Will and Liam’s Playdate
(1:01:46) - Cracker of the Week
(1:04:30) - Characters
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Clay Wall (01:20:24)
Today the boys cover their Mount Rushmore of Hottest Chicks, Pennywise nightmares, and overnight oat recipes. Liam saved our building from being lit on fire, Will unveils his deeply unsettling clay wall of rejected crushes, and Emily does what she does best: repeats a story she already told and tells another story where the best parts are bleeped.
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Tesseracts w/ Eilise Patton & Billy Langdon (01:27:29)
Our pals Eilise Patton and Billy Langdon join us and help us share some big news. Eilise just got back from Cancun where her husband may or may not have bought her $1200 earrings, Billy may or may not have new tattoos, and Liam may or may not have had diarrhea in a hot tub.
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(00:00) - Special Surprise Announcement(00:44) - Billy & Elise Join the Progrum(16:04) - How Will’s Departure Affected Liam(19:57) - Movies vs. Billy’s Mom(25:52) - “$1200 Earrings”(34:25) - Walking to Work(38:24) - Elise & Emily Got Dinner(42:33) - YouTube Wrapped(51:46) - Pre-Cracker Cracker(57:05) - Cracker of the Week(01:03:19) - Roommate Pranks(01:14:42) - Christmas Gifts(01:24:00) - Merch Haul
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Decentering Men (01:42:53)
Will’s back from filming his viral Hollywood movie. Liam is stuck in Stranger Things. Emily is decentering men (or at least trying to) and the boys stomp on her like demogorgons.
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(00:10) - Something New?
(03:26) - Back on the Sauce?
(05:09) - Reuniting
(08:06) - “Worms”
(15:57) - Will’s Hairline is Messed Up
(21:32) - Show Premiere?
(25:30) - Lane Kiffen
(32:06) - Missed Field Goal Kick
(34:17) - Christian Ellis
(45:45) - First First Class Experience
(01:01:16) - Tarantino’s Top 20 Films of the 20th Century
(01:15:42) - Cracker of the Week
(01:25:24) - Characters
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Family Fights (01:05:14)
Thanksgiving is around the corner and that means we are all gearing up to reunite with a racist grandpa or pedophile uncle. Have no fear, we are here to guide you through that journey. We also touch on the Epstein emails, Apple TV’s Pluribus, and Liam’s NFL football journey.
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Timestamps
(00:07) – Daniel Radcliffe's Letter(05:01) – Liam Fell Down the Stairs(11:14) – Tubi Tyler(16:07) – Liam’s NFL Football Journey Updates(19:26) – Liam Is a Thief(27:17) – Pleribus(31:55) – Epstein List Updates(36:11) – Thanksgiving Advice Segment(49:58) – Cracker of the Week(55:02) – Characters
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Stink Kit w/ Rusty Featherstone (01:12:24)
On today's episode, Binder leaks footage of her getting ROBBED, Liam leaks videos of him doing his newest hobby, and Angus leaks a big fat poo. We are also joined by our pal Rusty Featherstone for some more stinky stuff.
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Timestamps
(00:01:39) – Stink Kit(00:07:24) – Infrared Sauna(00:11:16) – Binder got ROBBED(00:22:05) – Binder’s viral audition(00:24:13) – Liam’s New Hobby(00:28:47) – Andy Dick(00:30:56) – Rusty Joins the Pod(00:35:20) – Willy D did WHAT?!(00:40:00) – Rusty Went to the UCLA Game(00:51:19) – Cracker of the Week(01:00:27) – Characters
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Perfect Puzzle Pieces (01:16:05)
Prince Andrew loses his titles, Binder’s feet are in yogurt, and the gang takes the Enneagram test with wildly different results. Liam’s Halloween costume backfires, Will got swarmed at Six Flags, and Emily’s Instagram feed gets taken over by the Chinese.
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Timestamps
(01:36) - Prince Andrew Stripped Of His Titles
(06:27) - Halloweekend
(11:35) - How Binder Started Her Morning
(13:30) - Worldoftshirts Haunted Hayride
(17:02) - Will Doesn't Know Who Alix Earle Is
(22:43) - Who Is Will's +1 ?
(25:08) - Two Perfect Puzzle Pieces
(26:31) - Martin Scorsese Doc
(36:58) - Battle Royale
(40:27) - Enneagram Results
(54:23) - Cracker of the Week
(01:01:33) - Characters
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More Tricks Than Treats (01:11:30)
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! On today’s episode, the guys are in full costume sharing spooky stories… but Binder is the spookiest of them all with her extensive list of YouTube video ideas from when she was in high school.
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(0:23) Costume Reveal
(02:14) Detective Edge
(06:52) Live Sketch Show
(11:30) JRHNBR Type Shit
(16:53) Binder’s Scariest Moments?
(20:36) Gail the Ghost
(24:40) The Joker - Caught in the Act
(33:10) Binder’s High School YouTube Video Ideas
(45:04) It’s A Small World After All
(47:45) Denzel Doesn’t Watch Movies
(51:02) The Substance
(52:25) Characters
(1:00:42) How To Carve A Pumpkin
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The Goon Files w/ Matt McCusker (02:03:55)
After releasing his special directed by our pal Tyler Falbo, comedian Matt McCusker joins us to discuss his feelings on the Hawk Tuah girl, the financial reality of comedy specials, and how having kids affects hobbies. and why Jersey is America’s heart. Liam is still off the sauce and Matt teaches us how to tell if your girlfriend is from New Jersey.
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Big City Binder (01:07:21)
We've switched things up for today with Binder in NYC With Gus. Liam has been getting into women's volleyball, Will explores the benefits of working for ICE, and Binder's date this week might be hitting too close to home.
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(00:33) - Wikifeet
(03:37) - ICE Benefits
(07:48) - Crisis Actors
(11:42) - Dating Your Friends' Siblings
(16:33) - Girls Believe in Magic
(23:25) - Battlefield 6
(25:18) - Addiction and Homelessness
(29:39) - Will's Pottery Class?
(32:26) - Women's Volleyball
(34:04) - Circumcision and Autism?
(38:15) - Smash Tournament
(42:52) - Over The Garden Wall
(47:09) - Will's New Business Venture
(51:27) - Characters
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Ghost Mode (01:14:35)
Liam goes ghost hunting with Luke Null, who spends an hour and a half drinking alone in an abandoned asylum. Liam’s off the sauce and pretending to be an athlete again, ChatGPT is concerned about Binder’s mental health, and Will’s starting to feel comfortable in his own skin this Halloween.
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(00:00) - Intro
(02:30) - A Quick Lil Character
(03:56) - Celebrity on Liam’s Flight?!
(05:30) - Zombies & Reboots
(07:54) - Palisades Fire Arrest
(12:20) - Mug Root Beer Tour & Ghost Hunting
(16:01) - Luke Null on the Horn
(27:10) - Halloween Costumes & Identity Crisis
(32:49) - Off the Sauce
(46:04) - Training for Bball
(48:54) - Binder’s ChatGPT Confession
(54:53) - Cracker of the Week
(58:08) - Characters
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Gone Fishing (01:07:58)
Angus joins Liam on his tuna finishing trip, except spoiler alert: no tuna was caught. Instead, there were a whole lotta whales, bonita, and poop filled toilets.
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(00:00) - Intro
(02:47) - Viral Fishing Trip Journey Begins
(09:38) - Setting Sail for Adventure / Salt Life
(15:58) - Whale City
(20:18) - Slitting Their Throats
(20:46) - Toilet Stink
(24:07) - Catching Bonita
(28:25) - September in New England
(30:34) - Does Will Fit In With the Crew?
(35:50) - Creating Emily's Future Boyfriend
(42:17) - Poop Spray Arrest
(49:33) - Time Zone Ball Struggles
(53:08) - Cracker of the Week
(57:25) - Characters
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THE ONUS (01:29:15)
Today we are talking Mortal Kombat obsessions, creepy hotel coolers, and a mysterious pigeon on a leash. Liam is hype for his tuna fishing trip, Will spirals after losing $400 on football bets, and Emily navigates the onus of running the show.
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(00:00) - Intro
(03:14) - Marvel Discussion
(04:03) - Windy City Heat Sequel?
(12:51) - Tim and Eric Interviews
(16:23) - Liam Visited TCU
(24:58) - Tuna Fishing Trip
(27:00) - Airport Gaming / New Video Games
(40:28) - Watching Tapes
(47:50) - Working Out Has Changed Gus
(50:18) - Stormlight Archives
(53:29) - Bill Belichick
(59:41) - Will's Roommate Jack Martin
(01:01:27) - Binder Breakdown
(01:09:14) - Characters
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Sting Ring w/ Luke Null (01:27:32)
With Will gone, Liam holds down the fort with our friend of the program, Luke Null. The boys talk tales from Luke’s time at SNL, nude beaches, and what happens when everyone on a movie set gets diarrhea.
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(00:36) - Welcome Luke Null!
(05:31) - Non American Stand Up Shows
(08:59) - Luke Brought A Gift
(11:13) - Liam's Alexa
(16:24) - Most Times In One Day
(18:42) - SNL Talk
(26:48) - Diarrhea
(36:08) - Charlie Sheen Doc / Smoking Crack
(42:11) - Football Talk
(48:36) - Cracker of the Week
(57:06) - Me, You, and Frank
(58:11) - Quigley
(01:01:07) - Unfortunate Announcement
(01:03:01) - Characters
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Theory Crafting (01:18:28)
Today was a rough one. Liam shares more alien lore, Angus educates us on the Nepal government, and Binder does NOT understand simple imagery.
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(01:14) - Playdate Lore / Theory Crafting
(07:50) - Billy’s Jaw Surgery
(17:20) - Angus’ Sickness
(22:00) - Nepal Protests & 2001 Royal Massacre
(27:34) - Tarantino Blaccent
(34:09) - UFO Sightings?
(49:12) - Dead Body Found in D4vid's Car
(55:04) - Wizard of Oz Characters
(56:26) - NFL Spitting Incident
(58:24) - Cracker of the Week
(59:39) - Characters
(01:12:56) - Jeffrey Epstein Drawings
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Windy City Gus (01:18:55)
In our first ever (half) remote episode, Will is reporting to us LIVE from the Big Apple. We cover what life is like in the big city, how Liam is coping with living alone, and how Binder should be replaced with a service dog.
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(00:00) - Will in the Big Apple
(05:11) - Sandworm Street Pisser
(06:28) - Living With Jack Martin
(08:56) - Italy Trip Recap
(10:55) - Jerry Jones & Cowboys Chaos
(16:25) - Roblox Predator Zone
(23:49) - Unknown Number Netflix Doc
(28:38) - Concert Jack Off Trend
(33:43) - Cracker of the Week
(39:21) - Float Tank Adventures
(46:25) - College Football & USC Blowout
(50:04) - Characters
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Dance Odor w/ Dan Soder (02:03:11)
Comedian Dan Soder joins the pod to unpack the insanity of indie wrestling, puberty horror stories, and the strange world of AI boyfriends. Will is off to New York for a few months, Liam recounts the tale of a childhood friend selling pocket pussies, and Binder brings back gifts from her Harry Potter adventure.
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(00:21) - Announcement / Unboxing
(05:14) - Dan Soder Joins The Pod
(10:58) - Justifiable Murder?!
(16:04) - Rampage Jackson
(21:13) - Hitting Puberty
(28:58) - Fleshlights
(42:47) - "R/MyBoyfriendIsAi"
(52:21) - Alien Earth / Romulus
(54:39) - Predators Franchise
(57:07) - Indie Wrestling
(1:06:03) - Cartoons
(1:17:28) - Will is Moving to NYC
(1:25:51) - CFB Video Game
(1:27:31) - Early Days of Pron
(1:35:24) - Cracker of the Week
(1:39:44) - Willy D Joins The Pod
(1:46:56) - Characters
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Grizzliest Men (01:40:35)
Gus has gone Hollywood so today we are joined by our pals Billy Langdon and Gerry Kenah. We talk horror comedy movies, pooping in North Korea, and what it means to be a juggalo. Gerry barely survived the Rose Bowl, Billy battles eye boogers, and Liam obsesses over the Grizzly Man.
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Binder Tea Party (01:18:14)
On today’s episode, we dive into everything from love bombing to shit nukes, and the rise and fall of Tobey Maguire in the Pussy Posse. Liam is gearing up for a Jaws pilgrimage to Martha’s Vineyard, Will recounts a homecoming dinner gone horribly wrong, and Emily tells the story of her very expensive rookie mistake at her first job.
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(03:22) Vasectomies
(09:57) The Rise And Fall Of Tobey Maguire In The Pussy Posse
(19:38) Jaws Anniversary in Martha’s Vineyard
(25:57) Love Bombing
(28:56) City Council Roast
(39:40) Cracker of the Week
(48:14) Will’s Therapy Couch
(53:49) Binder Got Scammed
(59:10) Childhood Games
(1:03:11) Characters
(1:10:49) Will Tries The Impossible Quiz For The First Time In YEARS
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Haunted Train Ride (01:20:31)
On today’s episode, Christian Wilkins kisses his teammate, Davis Clarke poops blood, and David goes to the dentist. Will traces his back problems to his days of high school rowing, Liam is convinced that ring camera alien footage is real, and Andrew steps in for Emily with a tale of a pedophile train conductor.
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Delirious (01:05:47)
We recorded this one at 7:40 AM and it shows. There’s FIFA meltdowns with Falbo, childhood puking trauma, and weapon fantasies. Will is nursing a mysterious foot injury, Liam wants to buy a gun, and Emily reveals her past as a college vape kingpin.
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(06:54) - Puking
(12:30) - Will's Foot X-Ray
(15:04) - Pissing Falbo Off
(18:34) - The Hidden
(22:29) - Hashing Things Out
(25:38) - Harry Potter Reboot
(29:59) - Would Liam Be Able To Rob Binder?!
(33:53) - Liam Wants To Buy A Gun
(41:05) - Robert Pattinson's Batman in DCU
(44:49) - Swamp Thing
(47:37) - COTW?
(50:51) - Characters
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Speed Wobble (01:13:30)
Trump’s explicit Epstein letter, animatronic puppets, and leaking balloon knots— this episode has it all. Liam is hiding from his opps, Will has a barber who also trims his foreskin, and Emily has new downstairs neighbor lore that now includes possible podcast crossover suspects.
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(00:00) - Too many ops
(02:25) - Adam The Animatronic Man
(04:17) - Op Lists
(06:34) - Can You Stop Being A Jackass
(07:42) - More Downstairs Neighbor Lore
(14:25) - World Population
(15:47) - Battle of Ramree Island
(22:04) - Couch Co Op Game
(27:43) - The Faculty
(37:40) - Cheating in School
(40:11) - Uncut Gus
(41:41) - Cracker of the Week
(47:46) - Trump's Letter to Epstein
(57:06) - Characters
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Pee Pond w/ Luke Null (01:37:29)
Luke Null joins the pod for an episode that kicks off with satanic literature and ends in grandma orgasms. Luke reads the Devil’s book next to a crying nun on a plane, Will buys a schizophrenic TikTok preacher’s 400-page manifesto, and Liam thinks a tree is God while golfing and screams at an old woman in a pro shop.
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(01:16) - Worn Out Bibles
(07:51) - The Secret Book
(15:30) - Pee Pond
(23:14) - Quarterbacks
(26:31) - Pirates of the Caribbean
(31:18) - Liam Golfed For The First Time
(40:10) - Epstein Footage
(51:34) - Scared and Impaired
(56:56) - Cracker of the Week
(1:12:12) - Characters
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Poop Cruise w/ Steph Tolev (01:37:33)
Steph Tolev joins us fresh off her Netflix special to talk zoo gorilla attacks, Blue Man Group drama, and tells the grossest story you've ever heard. Will is getting spooked by Ai, Liam opens up about getting arrested as a teen, and Emily has a security guard.
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(00:26) - Birthmark on the Butt
(04:53) - Love Island Drama
(06:00) - Weekend Recap: Private Security & Josh Brolin Sighting
(10:20) - Steph Tolev Joins the Pod
(11:49) - Getting a Netflix Comedy Special
(14:00) - Blue Man Group
(17:44) - Tallest Woman in the World
(24:30) - Gorilla Attack?
(27:26) - Steph’s Dog Ate A Condom
(30:11) - Pigman
(33:32) - Edging
(36:26) - Creepy AI
(43:28) - Would You Rather
(44:57) - Stunt Dicks
(47:07) - Fake IDs
(53:11) - Netflix Special Release
(58:25) - Poop Cruise
(1:12:19) - Cracker of the Week
(1:18:26) - Characters
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Hos Long To Poop My Friend Out (01:07:53)
Karen Read is FREE!!!! Today we break down the messiest parts of the case including Brian Higgins going undercover, disgusting texts about Karen, and why Chloe the dog may be the real suspect. Liam is sick and spiraling, Will considers eating a body to cover up a crime, and Emily has a new fidget toy.
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(00:00) - Karen Read is FREE
(11:47) - Brian Higgings Tried To Go Undercover
(15:05) - Michael Proctor's Leaky Poo Texts
(25:43) - Surviving Ohio State
(31:51) - Cutting Falbo's Head Off
(38:41) - Batman Sequel Filming?!
(46:45) - Cracker of the Week
(52:52) - Characters
(1:03:27) - Could Be The Move
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