Amateur Prose
FiksjonAmateur Prose (formerly Pineapple Juice) is a podcast in which hosts Peter, Jacob, and Fletcher take a random story pitch and develop it together.
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- Bear! (00:58:33)
Bear. Bear. Bear. BEAR. Contact us at pineapplereload@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pineapplereload/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/PineappleReload YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt5fWTiUu5tYN-403LagGyA TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pineapplereload
- A Tale of Two Porches (01:07:05)
Join Peter, Fletcher, and Jacob as they dive into the secret world of Porchball and discover how it rescued the arts forever. From a porch on the Louisiana Bayou to... well, another porch on the Louisiana Bayou, this is a tale you won't be soon to forgot (or fully understand, to be honest). Music featured in this episode includes "Aggressor" by Kevin MacLeod of incompetech.com. Contact us at pineapplereload@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pineapplereload/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/PineappleReload YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt5fWTiUu5tYN-403LagGyA TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pineapplereload
- BIRD CRIMES (01:28:00)
An astonishing, cinematic adventure of poultry proportions. CONTENT WARNING: This episode of Amateur Prose contains detailed descriptions of cartoon violence, mild blood and gore, and some rude language. Music featured in this episode includes "Aggressor" by Kevin MacLeod of incompetech.com. "BIRD CRIMES" game created by Grant Howitt and Xalavier Nelson. Contact us at pineapplereload@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pineapplereload/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/PineappleReload YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt5fWTiUu5tYN-403LagGyA TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pineapplereload
- RePublic Domain (01:22:31)
Okay, this is actually a banger guys. Not only is this a fantastic story filled with iconic characters, devastating betrayals, and ideologies pushed to their limits, but it is also filled with some of the boys best riffs yet (IMO). So come join these non-fiction fellows on this morally gray journey of excitement and tribulations! Contact us at pineapplereload@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pineapplereload/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/PineappleReload YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt5fWTiUu5tYN-403LagGyA TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pineapplereload
- Studio Ghibli Presents: Indiana Jones (01:16:50)
Welcome back dear listener! We have missed you! We will be the first to admit that its been a little bit between uploads this time, soooo... yeah... sorry about that! This week, we somehow make an Indiana Jones anime movie, and work through the woes of creative differences. We are happy to have made our timely return, and hope you enjoy the episode! Contact us at pineapplereload@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pineapplereload/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/PineappleReload YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt5fWTiUu5tYN-403LagGyA TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pineapplereload
- Spider-Man x Chibi-Robo: Spider Byte! (00:59:28)
Swinging into action this week is quite literally the greatest cross-over ever created (in video gaming). Combining the best of everyone's favorite webhead, an adorable pencil-sized robot, and the cold vacuum of space, we hope you enjoy our take on this one of a kind game. Grab your controllers and enjoy the game... err, show! Check out the trailer Jacob made on Insta! Contact us at pineapplereload@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pineapplereload/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/PineappleReload YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt5fWTiUu5tYN-403LagGyA TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pineapplereload
- Disney Destroys An Entire Island Civilization (Again) (01:15:26)
Lizards? Microwaves? Oracles? Nothing is as it seems in this episode of Amateur Prose, in which Peter, Fletcher, and Jacob accidentally design the next classic Disney Princess movie. Look out, Pompeii - we're coming for you (again)! Contact us at pineapplereload@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pineapplereload/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/PineappleReload YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt5fWTiUu5tYN-403LagGyA TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pineapplereload
- The Ferris Bueller Sequel Nobody Wanted (01:04:08)
It's the one year anniversary of the podcast! With a year's worth of experiences and lessons under their belts, the boys decide to ignore everything they learned and try and recapture the 'magic' of an 80's classic. Kick back as these Amateur Pro's reminisce on the previous year, ponder the benefits of sequels versus prequels, and collectively forget how eggs work. Episodes mentioned in this episode: Pirates v. Robots: Independence Day https://open.spotify.com/episode/6GQQiY2AybRmIoDwEcT8mq?si=5976ae8a32fa4ab2 Dwayne "The Rock" Bottom https://open.spotify.com/episode/4x3NiW9II3mrycp7dvYFUv?si=5d83050286974b03 Contact us at pineapplereload@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pineapplereload/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/PineappleReload YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt5fWTiUu5tYN-403LagGyA TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pineapplereload
- President Taylor Swift vs. The Scooter Rebellion (Feat. Fletcher) (00:55:24)
Behold! The Reign of Taylor Swift has come, to last forevermore! In this week's episode, a young girl named Red embarks on an adventure to make it to the Taylor Swift Era Tour - the Era Tour - where her reputation will be put at stake and she must prove herself to be fearless in the face of an attempted government coup. Will she prevail before midnight strikes? Speak now or forever hold your peace, and listen to Amateur Prose to find out! Contact us at pineapplereload@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pineapplereload/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/PineappleReload YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt5fWTiUu5tYN-403LagGyA TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pineapplereload
- Marco! Polio! (00:44:56)
Buckle up this week, because Amateur Prose is in person for the first time! Recording together in the back of Peter's car, the story boys came up with a classic tale of a world wide pandemic and a ghost with the cure. Well, maybe not the most iconic story set up ever made, but dang it, this kinda works! This episode is short and sweet, so sit back and enjoy the ride! Contact us at pineapplereload@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pineapplereload/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/PineappleReload YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt5fWTiUu5tYN-403LagGyA TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pineapplereload
- Detroit: Become Boyband (01:02:14)
Exterior: Night You are walking up to the front of your old podcasts new place. The podcast may live in a new part of town, but you know the people inside are what never changes. You slowly approach the front door and hesitantly hit your knuckles across the door. *knock knock* Door opens, revealing the podcast you know and love. AP: "Oh hello! Listener its so good to see you! Yes, come in, come in! I know its been a while since you have been here last; make yourself at home! Interior: House As you enter this new house, the fear that the move would change your old friend quickly goes away, as you see three aspiring podcasters running around inside, coming up with wacky ideas and trying to get their audio to sound "more professional". As they zip by, you and Pineapple Ju- erm- Amateur Prose, (That will be hard to get used to) head toward the living room, where you both spend the next several hours enjoying a nice dry cabernet, talking about old times. YOU: (chuckles): I can't believe this even happened. I always assumed that once you hit episode 20 the name was dead set. It still blows my mind you were considering changing it this whole time. AP: (takes a final pull from their wine and sets down the empty glass on the coffee table): I am too, partially. It still doesn't feel real, like I am in a dream. To tell you the truth, listener, I think that it was inevitable. Just with the way the boys are always looking to grow and change, I knew I couldn't just let them...(sighs) It was either I adapt and grow with them, or they would outgrow me. The conversation drops into a lull for a moment as you soak that in. YOU: That's pretty heavy... but, you know, to keep this podcast together, I don't know if I would have done any different. Still bittersweet though, don't you think? AP: Yeah... yeah. I still think about Pineapple Juice. How can I not? That was who I was. It was apart of me as much as Amateur Prose is me now. It's all me though, the experiences, the episodes, the arguments, and the laughs. In the end, I realized what matters isn't really what they call me, but the memories they take away from their time with us. I just hope that the boys and I can bring more people into the audience so more people can enjoy what we are making. YOU: That brings up something that I have been concerned about, A.P. As your friend, I need to be blunt about this whole rebranding. Is that what this all is? Just to bring in more people? A marketing push? Amateur Prose doesn't respond at first, and looks off into the distance. You worry you may have gone too far, but just as you open your mouth to apologize, A.P. points forward and you see what they are looking at. AP (gesturing to the three hosts of the podcast): As apart of them growing, yes, there is truth to what you say, Listener. I can't deny it. They want to improve and hopefully get more of an audience. But that is really scratching the surface. The reality is, this podcast was started because three friends who love to tell stories wanted an excuse to create together. The podcast exists because of a deep love of creativity, and frankly, the podcast will exist as long as they are having fun. I am only trying to facilitate that creativity. YOU: I didn't mean any offense, I was just- AP: Don't apologize to me Listener. I know your heart is in the right place, and appreciate you looking out for me. You have been here for so long, your support means the world. Right now, these three are total amateurs. With any luck, by the time this podcast eventually comes to a close, I will have gotten them close enough to becoming actual pros. YOU (raises glass): Well, I can drink to that! To Amateur Prose? AP (a wide grin spreads across the podcasts face): To the future! To the Future. . .
- Mario Kart: Heartbreak Highway (01:05:28)
What would you do for love? What would you do for a friend? What would you do if you loved your friend? These are questions only Peter, Jacob, and Fletcher are qualified to answer! Listen in to hear exactly what our answers are, and how little white lies can lead to a 26 hour long road trip that spans from Little Italy, Vancouver to the Mexican boarder. Contact us at pineapplereload@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pineapplereload/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/PineappleReload YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt5fWTiUu5tYN-403LagGyA TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pineapplereload
- The Secret Invasion of the Secret Moon (01:07:08)
Have you heard the tale of the Smoon? I thought not, its a tale not told by the histories, although that is intentional, so it's not your fault. This week, Peter, Fletcher and Jacob journey to the Earths hidden lunar partner, where a sinister plot is afoot. Who are the heroes? What is the Smoon? And why are they trapped in a mall? Find out in this exciting episode of Pineapple Juice! Contact us at pineapplereload@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pineapplereload/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/PineappleReload YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt5fWTiUu5tYN-403LagGyA TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pineapplereload
- Problematic Romantic Comedy (01:29:52)
We may be in dangerous territory with this one. Of course, it wouldn't be a Pineapple Juice holiday special without being at least week late, so this is no exception! In this Valentines day episode, the Pineapple Juice Crew tackle the toughest Rom Com set-up ever. Will they succeed in bringing the love, or will this romance lose its luster? Listen to this weeks episode and find out! Contact us at pineapplereload@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pineapplereload/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/PineappleReload YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt5fWTiUu5tYN-403LagGyA TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pineapplereload
- No Time to Respawn (01:21:42)
Video game logic is harder then it seems! In this episode, Peter, Jacob, and Fletch struggle with making the idea of respawning inside a closet a 2 hour long action adventure; where your best friend is the main villain, and you are trying to stop the good guys. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pineapplereload/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/PineappleReload YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt5fWTiUu5tYN-403LagGyA TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pineapplereload
- Dwayne "The Rock" Bottom (00:52:46)
We laugh way to much in this episode. Despite the boys best efforts, nothing can prevent this story from being a stones throw away from nonexistent! However, where story may lack, hilarity is found in spades. So kick back, get ready for a gut wrenching good time, and enjoy the show! Contact us at pineapplereload@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pineapplereload/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/PineappleReload YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt5fWTiUu5tYN-403LagGyA TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pineapplereload
- Cory is the House (家に変身したコーリー) (00:53:55)
This week, the boys are creating THE greatest anime of all time, and it's not anything you could expect. Join Peter, Jacob, and Fletch as they craft this epic episodic tale that crosses between dimensions, validates the existence of cryptids, and brings together three unlikely friends who need to get a loan. Contact us at pineapplereload@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pineapplereload/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/PineappleReload YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt5fWTiUu5tYN-403LagGyA TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pineapplereload
- Rudolph the Blood-Soaked Reindeer (01:32:20)
Merry Christma- (looks at calendar) ha- Happy New Ye- (looks at calendar closer) Oof, well who needs a proper date to celebrate the Pineapple Juice Christmas Special! In this timely and appropriately uploaded episode, Jacob, Peter, and Fletcher take a timeless tale and warp it into an inappropriate and violent take on the origin of Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer. So grab your hot cocoa or some other holiday drink, curl up by the yule log, and enjoy the new best part of your Christmas traditions! Contact us at pineapplereload@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pineapplereload/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/PineappleReload YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt5fWTiUu5tYN-403LagGyA TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pineapplereload
- Bonus Episode: Dr. Who, You, and Me (01:09:51)
Due to a time anomaly, its Jacob and Peter hosting this week, and what else is there to do but talk about a topic near and dear to their hearts; both of them! Yup, its Dr. Who time, and this episode covers controversial topics like who the REAL best companion is, why David Tennent is basic, and how time travel can hurt our feelings. Contact us at pineapplereload@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pineapplereload/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/PineappleReload YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt5fWTiUu5tYN-403LagGyA TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pineapplereload
- Bonus Episode: Fletch and Peter's Big Conversation (00:46:45)
In this bonus episode of Pineapple Juice, its just Fletcher and Peter joshing around, throwing the ol' pigskin, and talking about story stuff. Sit back and enjoy a casual pineapple-side chat. Contact us at pineapplereload@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pineapplereload/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/PineappleReload YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt5fWTiUu5tYN-403LagGyA TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pineapplereload
- The Hunger Names (01:15:46)
They say names have power, so maybe gambling away yours is not the best idea. Listen as the boys procedurally generate this epic tale of loss, the coolest names, and a high stakes game mind poker! Contact us at pineapplereload@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pineapplereload/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/PineappleReload YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt5fWTiUu5tYN-403LagGyA TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pineapplereload
- Craigslist Quantum Realm (01:36:08)
What do you get when you combine Tron, Ant-Man, and a discount Clint Eastwood? Well, the story boys spent this episode thinking about that very question! Take a listen to find out how this all makes sense, and uncover a world of government plots, shaky gunslingers, and a mind-flair balrog! Contact us at pineapplereload@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pineapplereload/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/PineappleReload YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt5fWTiUu5tYN-403LagGyA TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pineapplereload
- Samantha: Killer Traffic (01:13:55)
The boys are back! Join Peter, Fletcher, and Jacob as they hop into another hairbrained story. This one is a trip, taking you to China in the early 2000's, where our main character is trapped in a 9 day long traffic jam, and that isn't the end of her problems. She is also being hunted by a Kraven the Hunter knock-off! How will she survive? Can she win the day??? Well, I guess you just have to listen to find out! Contact us at pineapplereload@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pineapplereload/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/PineappleReload YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt5fWTiUu5tYN-403LagGyA TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pineapplereload
- Magic Air Bud (01:03:39)
With lots of tangents and side-bars, this episode gets as sidetracked as a golden retriever trying to chase not one, but two balls! Speaking of, Fletcher, Jacob, and Peter push through their own distractable natures to craft a tale about a dog trying to save his owner. By dog, we of course mean a witch's familiar, and by save, we mean saved from being deleted out of existence by evil imps sent by the witch's former employer, an archdevil. Contact us at pineapplereload@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pineapplereload/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/PineappleReload YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt5fWTiUu5tYN-403LagGyA TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pineapplereload
- Glassassin's Creed: Prison Break (00:56:25)
Tonight, on Pineapple Juice, the boys make it their mission to craft their darkest story yet, filled with themes of loyalty, deception, and a lot of death. So grab your snacks and put on your imagination hats, this tale takes us to the deepest depths; over 20,000 leagues below... Contact us at pineapplereload@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pineapplereload/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/PineappleReload YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt5fWTiUu5tYN-403LagGyA TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pineapplereload