Anarcho-Biblicalist Podcast
HumorPolitikk og nyheterSamfunnReligion og åndelighetThe Bible is the most influential book in the world. It's the basis of the belief systems of billions of people worldwide and it has shaped everything from law codes to culture to even most people's very conceptions of the world. But how many of us have actually read it all? In this podcast, two dashing rogues known only as Jordan and Juan read (almost) every word of the Bible. Coming from a far-left viewpoint, our brave hosts will dive into what the Bible really says and highlight its most absurd and surreal stories. But will they be able to tolerate the copious amounts of depravity contained within?
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- Anarcho-Biblicalist Podcast-Episode 13: God Wants A Holiday (01:04:13)
In this episode, join our Co-hosts Jordan and Disappointment MK.2 as they watch God shamelessly drag the Israelites through various contrived challenges just so that he could start a holiday in honor of himself.
- Anarcho-Biblicalist Podcast-Episode 12: Aaron’s Miraculous Rod (01:01:24)
In this Episode, our co-hosts Jordan and Minute Pecker endure Moses's attempts to sway the hardened and throbbing heart of the Pharaoh in order to free the Israelites from Egypt.
- Anarcho-Biblicalist Podcast-Episode 11: Moses Brown Frees the Slaves (00:53:54)
We are back! So is God after he forgot he left an entire group of people to suffer in the middle of Egypt. Now he will send his best warrior, his unquestioning vessel, to go into Egypt and save them on his behave.
- Anarcho-Biblicalist Podcast-Episode 10: Damn, Israel Really Hates His Kids. (01:20:41)
In this Episode, our Co-hosts Jordan and El Pene Petit learn just how much Israel really hates his children and how he manages to steal others' children.
- Anarcho-Biblicalist Podcast- Episode 9: Joseph Strikes Back! (01:18:04)
Today, our Co-Host Jordan and Cosa Pequeño return to our favorite Cat-maid Joseph to see how he commits' psychological torture on his brothers and enslaves all of Egypt.
- Anarcho-Biblicalist Podcast- Episode 8: Middle Manager Mishaps! (01:24:47)
In this episode our co-hosts Jordan and Minie Peen bare witness to Joseph's realization of the Egyptian Dream. From a lowly pathetic member of a rich, self sustaining family to a chad of a Slave and overseer to the Pharaoh.
- Anarcho-Biblicalist Podcast- Episode 7: Kosher Kombat! (00:50:10)
In this weeks Episode, our co-host Jordan and Dickulus Minimus witness a brutal battle on an unsuspecting hill, revenge on a scale only possible by ancient people with too much time on their hands, and a very, very timely death.
- Anarcho-Biblicalist Podcast-Episode 6: Don't Talk to Me or My Sons Ever Again (01:08:18)
Jacob, having committed a most Devious Lick against his brother Esau, now sets out to find the love(s) of his life. He will face his match and demonstrate the importance of Birth Control.
- Anarcho-Biblicalist Podcast -Episode 5: All's Well That Ends Well (01:23:35)
Wells Wells Wells Wells Wells Wells Wells Wells Wells! - Isaac 4:20
- Anarcho-Biblicalist Podcast-Episode 4: Intolerable Amounts of Depravity (01:28:55)
This Episodes follows through the story of Sodom and Gomorrah, which you figured might be the most deplorable things, but oh boy does this book get more gross by the paragraph.
- Anarcho-Biblicalist Podcast-Episode 3: Abram McAfee (01:27:23)
In this Episode, we follow Abram on his anarcho-capitalist journeys across the Middle East. Juan and Jordan read all about how he gathered capital, loved war, didn't pay for labor, and, most importantly, PRAISED GOD!
- Anarcho-Biblicalist Podcast Episode 2: God Commits Exterminatus (01:14:03)
In this Episode, God channels his inner Inquisitor and cleanses the world in the most convoluted ways possible. Join us as we read about Cain and Abel, Noah, and the Tower of Babel.Trey the Explainer video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Kpkp2vxX3I&ab_channel=TREYtheExplainerNoah by the Jubalaires: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wx0oU1OnHf8&ab_channel=SbrPL
- Anarcho-Biblicalist Podcast-Episode 1: Genesis (01:15:00)
Welcome to the Anarcho-Biblicalist Podcast, with our hosts Jordan and Juan. Each episode Jordan reads and explains the Bible to Juan in the least religious and zealous way possible. This episode explores the Bible's creation story(s), and a few of God's misadventures.