Bedtime FairyFails
FritidHave you ever wanted to share a hilarious story from your D&D campaign, but by the time you explain role playing, dice rolling, and game play it's lost all of it's magic? Well I'm here to put the magic back into your story! I take listener stories and rewrite them as a fairytale. There's no dice rolling or player discussion, just your characters and their shenanigans. I embellish a little, add sound effects, music, and a few voices now and then. And suddenly it's a story everyone can understand and enjoy! Because who doesn't love a good story about heroes on a quest? Especially when the heroes make terrible judgement calls.
Siste episoder av Bedtime FairyFails podcast
- An After Bedtime FairyFail (00:14:07)
**WARNING! This episode contains adult content and language. Listener discretion is advised.**Staff Infection - This is a story you can just shove right up your ass.Etsy's Testes - This is a story about a curse, a labyrinth, and an explosion. But not your typical explosion. This one is much much more painful.Theme Song by Joseph Gregory Music: https://www.purple-planet.com/Sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com
- Potions and Robots (00:15:08)
Potion Commotion - In this tale, we’ll learn about taking risks. You see kids, sometimes, taking a risk can payoff bigtime! And sometimes… well, you’ll see.Robots Don’t Float - This is a story about improvising. The best kind of solution is a creative one! Especially when it goes wrong. Theme Song by Joseph Gregory Music: https://www.purple-planet.com/Sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com
- Barry's Pickaxe and Sirlyre on Fire (00:15:48)
Barry's Pickaxe - This is a story about striking first and investigating later. It’s always better to risk catastrophe than spend an extra 2 minutes making sure your plan is safe.Sirlyre on Fire - In this story, we’ll learn that it’s bad to die. I mean, we all know it’s bad to die. But when facing a Death Tyrant, you really REALLY don’t want to die.Theme Song by Joseph Gregory Music: https://www.purple-planet.com/Sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com
- Everyone Feels Dumb Sometimes (00:14:32)
**WARNING** This episode contains adult content not suitable for children. The Virgin Voyage - In this story, we’ll learn about the importance of being humble and knowing when to fight, and when to run. Snow is Water - In this tale, we’ll learn about why it’s important to stay calm and not panic. Otherwise, you may forget that there’s a very simple solution right under your nose. Theme Song by Joseph Gregory Music: https://www.purple-planet.com/Sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com
- The Murder Episode (00:15:21)
How Not to Break the Ice - This is a story about looking before you leap. You should always make sure you fully understand the situation, before taking action. Especially when the action is lethal. Third Time's the Charm - This is a story about death. Lots of it. But the worst part is that it just keeps happening to the same person over and over.Theme Song by Joseph Gregory Music: https://www.purple-planet.com/Sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com
- A Lesson in Throwing Weapons (00:12:23)
Grog - This is a classic style FairyFail, complete with a kidnapped princess, a dragon, and lots of treasure. Jkar You Kidding Me? - This is a story that teaches us the value of checking for traps. It also teaches us the dangers of throwing your weapons at your party members. Theme Song by Joseph Gregory Music: https://www.purple-planet.com/Sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com
- Axes and Explosions (00:14:12)
Bad Ax Barbarian - This is a story about taking risks. Sometimes the safe solution is just boring, and you need to spice it up with some unnecessary danger. Crabs, Grannies, and a Wild Magic Surge - In this tale, we’ll learn how sometimes you can do everything right and things still don’t work out in the end. Some things are just unpredictable. But then, why else would you play a wild magic sorcerer? Theme Song by Joseph Gregory Music: https://www.purple-planet.com/Sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com
- The Barbarians Episode (00:12:48)
Look Out Below - This story teaches us the importance of letting the sneaky characters do the sneaking. Just because you can do it, doesn’t always mean that you should do it. This is Kobold or Go Home - This is a story about using whatever you have at your disposal and looking like a total badass while doing it. Theme Song by Joseph Gregory Music: https://www.purple-planet.com/Sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com
- The Terrible Plans Episode (00:19:14)
Tunnel Vision - This is a tale about how you should never rush into battle. Especially if the battle is in a narrow tunnel full of explosives. Fire and Fails - This is a story about the importance of stealthiness. If you’re trying to sneak up on a bad guy at night, the last thing you want to do is start a fire and be as loud as possible. Theme Song by Joseph Gregory Music: https://www.purple-planet.com/Sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com
- Some Good and Bad Ideas (00:15:16)
The Greased Werewolves Incident - In this story, we’ll hear about one of those rare instances when a spell does exactly what you want it to do. Which is great news for our heroes, and terrible news for the werewolves trying to kill them. This is Two Foes One Mug - In this story, we’ll hear about how one dwarf struggled to get along with a big scary bouncer. Theme Song by Joseph Gregory Music: https://www.purple-planet.com/Sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com
- A Wingman and A Cartwheel (00:14:10)
The Ultimate Wingman - This is a Fairyfail first! A love story. We’ll hear about the paladin who tried to woo a princess, and the wizard who saved the day! Or rather, saved the date.Cartwheel of Death - This is a story about one barbarian who defies the laws of physics. Because why walk or run when you can cartwheel?Theme Song by Joseph Gregory Music: https://www.purple-planet.com/Sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com
- A Deadly Episode (00:13:47)
Well, Well, Well - This is a story that teaches us you should choose your friends wisely. For instance, if the paladin in your party is evil, he might just try and kill you as a joke. Like an asshole.Death by Chocolate - This is a story about kidnapping, ransoms, murder, and a lot of deception. We’ll learn first hand how to murder a guy and still come out a hero.Theme Song by Joseph Gregory Music: https://www.purple-planet.com/Sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com
- Artifacts and Terror Gates (00:14:23)
As a Matter of Artifact - This is a story about how one hero used his quick thinking and ingenuity to take down a whole pirate ship by himself. In Terror Gate - In this story, we’ll hear a new tale about the idiot brothers Tomax and Xamot and how they deal with assassins. Theme Song by Joseph Gregory Music: https://www.purple-planet.com/Sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com
- Glory and Ghosts (00:13:46)
No Guts No Glory - This is a story about a choice. A choice between life and death. Helping yourself or seizing the glory. Show and Fail - This is a story about a ghost and the heroes that try to help her. It’s not spooky, but it is pretty funny. Theme Song by Joseph Gregory Music: https://www.purple-planet.com/Sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com
- An Impossible Episode (00:14:52)
Ritual Impossible - This is a story about stealing the show. Why should the Big Bad Evil Guy get to hog the spotlight? Captain Coot Roars Again - In this story, we’ll hear about another amazing take down by the great Captain Coot! Or… at least he says he did. Theme Song by Joseph Gregory Music: https://www.purple-planet.com/Sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com
- A Disturbing Episode (00:12:57)
Tone Deaf - This is a tale about finding that silver lining. Creating hope and happiness in the face of darkness and evil. Even when it’s really inappropriate.Mimicking the Mimic - This is a story about not taking any shit. If someone throws something at you, you throw it right back. And if someone tries to take a bite out of you, well you just bite them right back.Theme Song by Joseph Gregory Music: https://www.purple-planet.com/Sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com
- An Unobservant Episode (00:14:21)
Rotten Richard and the Chef’s Special - This is a story about a King who was kind of a dick, and the chef who saves the day. Hrrrgggffffsss!! - This is a story about intelligence. Or rather, lack thereof. Theme Song by Joseph Gregory Music: https://www.purple-planet.com/Sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com
- An Argumentative Episode (00:11:30)
Work Smarter, Not Harder - This is a story about planning out your every move. Even when it’s not necessary.Don’t be a Worrywart - This is a story about the importance of respecting mother nature. Don’t pet the wild animals, or you just might end up being attacked by giant frogs. Theme Song by Joseph Gregory Music: https://www.purple-planet.com/Sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com
- A Destructive Episode (00:11:52)
Another Case of Mistaken Identities - This is a tale about distractions. Specifically very destructive distractions. It’s also a tale about why Chonk the barbarian is no longer allowed to touch magic items. Lethe-al Tongue Twister - This is a story about the value of honesty. And also the value of wood to a woodchuck. Theme Song by Joseph Gregory Music: https://www.purple-planet.com/Sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com
- Mistaken Identity and Goatsrider (Goat Scream) (00:14:08)
Mistaken Identity - This is a tale about resourcefulness, ingenuity, and a complete misunderstanding.Goatsrider (Goat Scream) - The same submitter that gave us “The Tale of the Dragonborn Brothers”, now brings us a fantastic tale about a Ghostrider, an arch nemesis, and a cursed goat. Theme Song by Joseph Gregory Music: https://www.purple-planet.com/Sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com
- Tall Towers and Tall Rats (00:12:05)
Trigwix's Towertop Troubles - This is a story about having brawn over brains. I know it’s usually the other way around, but sometimes, you just have to rage a little.Damn Nature, You Scary, Huh? - This story is from the same campaign as the story “Aww Rats” in which Krutch drank a potion and turned into a rat as a prank. But this time we have a story about Krutch drinking a different potion and turning into a rat as a prank. Theme Song by Joseph Gregory Music: https://www.purple-planet.com/Sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com
- R.F.E.D. and Strong Hand (00:15:17)
Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies - This story comes from the live play D&D podcast, Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies. Or R.F.E.D. for short. And this is their origin story. A story about fails, successes, and everyone dying.Stong Hand - This is a thrilling murder mystery that has it all. Murder. And Mystery. R.F.E.D. Website - https://rfedpod.com/ Theme Song by Joseph Gregory Music: https://www.purple-planet.com/Sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com
- Sandpoint Show-offs and The Bad Idea (00:12:57)
Sandpoint Show-offs - This is a heartwarming story about one rogue’s journey to save her brother. It’s also a lesson in the dangers of showing off. Baaaad Idea, Great Execution - This a tale that seems to belong more in a cartoon than D&D. We’ll hear about how one party saved a wizard who just happened to currently be a sheep. Theme Song by Joseph Gregory Music: https://www.purple-planet.com/Sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com
- The Idiot Episode (00:16:18)
Tummy Time - This is a harrowing tale about rescuing a party member. The Tale of the Dragonborn Brothers - This is a tale about two brothers. Not real brothers though. They didn’t share blood, but they did share one very distinctive trait. They were both really dumb. Theme Song by Joseph Gregory Music: https://www.purple-planet.com/Sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com
- Diacon the Digested and What's Kraken? (00:13:37)
Diacon the Digested - This is a tale about how you can’t always trust your own eyes. Things aren’t always as they seem. And your friends aren’t always as stupid as you think they are. What's Kraken? - This is a tale about biting off more than you can chew. And also mutiny. Theme Song by Joseph Gregory Music: https://www.purple-planet.com/Sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com