Have you ever wanted to share a hilarious story from your D&D campaign, but by the time you explain role playing, dice rolling, and game play it's lost all of it's magic? Well I'm here to put the magic back into your story! I take listener stories and rewrite them as a fairytale. There's no dice rolling or player discussion, just your characters and their shenanigans. I embellish a little, add sound effects, music, and a few voices now and then. And suddenly it's a story everyone can understand and enjoy! Because who doesn't love a good story about heroes on a quest? Especially when the heroes make terrible judgement calls.
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**WARNING! This episode contains adult content and language. Listener discretion is advised.**Staff Infection - This is a story you can just shove right up your ass.Etsy's Testes - This is a story abo...
Potions and Robots (00:15:08)
Potion Commotion - In this tale, we’ll learn about taking risks. You see kids, sometimes, taking a risk can payoff bigtime! And sometimes… well, you’ll see.Robots Don’t Float - This is a story about i...
Barry's Pickaxe and Sirlyre on Fire (00:15:48)
Barry's Pickaxe - This is a story about striking first and investigating later. It’s always better to risk catastrophe than spend an extra 2 minutes making sure your plan is safe.Sirlyre on Fire - In...
Everyone Feels Dumb Sometimes (00:14:32)
**WARNING** This episode contains adult content not suitable for children. The Virgin Voyage - In this story, we’ll learn about the importance of being humble and knowing when to fight, and when to ru...
The Murder Episode (00:15:21)
How Not to Break the Ice - This is a story about looking before you leap. You should always make sure you fully understand the situation, before taking action. Especially when the action is lethal. Th...
A Lesson in Throwing Weapons (00:12:23)
Grog - This is a classic style FairyFail, complete with a kidnapped princess, a dragon, and lots of treasure. Jkar You Kidding Me? - This is a story that teaches us the value of checking for traps. I...
Axes and Explosions (00:14:12)
Bad Ax Barbarian - This is a story about taking risks. Sometimes the safe solution is just boring, and you need to spice it up with some unnecessary danger. Crabs, Grannies, and a Wild Magic Surge - ...
The Barbarians Episode (00:12:48)
Look Out Below - This story teaches us the importance of letting the sneaky characters do the sneaking. Just because you can do it, doesn’t always mean that you should do it. This is Kobold or Go Home...
The Terrible Plans Episode (00:19:14)
Tunnel Vision - This is a tale about how you should never rush into battle. Especially if the battle is in a narrow tunnel full of explosives. Fire and Fails - This is a story about the importance of ...
Some Good and Bad Ideas (00:15:16)
The Greased Werewolves Incident - In this story, we’ll hear about one of those rare instances when a spell does exactly what you want it to do. Which is great news for our heroes, and terrible news fo...
A Wingman and A Cartwheel (00:14:10)
The Ultimate Wingman - This is a Fairyfail first! A love story. We’ll hear about the paladin who tried to woo a princess, and the wizard who saved the day! Or rather, saved the date.Cartwheel of Death...
A Deadly Episode (00:13:47)
Well, Well, Well - This is a story that teaches us you should choose your friends wisely. For instance, if the paladin in your party is evil, he might just try and kill you as a joke. Like an asshole...
Artifacts and Terror Gates (00:14:23)
As a Matter of Artifact - This is a story about how one hero used his quick thinking and ingenuity to take down a whole pirate ship by himself. In Terror Gate - In this story, we’ll hear a new tale ab...
Glory and Ghosts (00:13:46)
No Guts No Glory - This is a story about a choice. A choice between life and death. Helping yourself or seizing the glory. Show and Fail - This is a story about a ghost and the heroes that try to hel...
An Impossible Episode (00:14:52)
Ritual Impossible - This is a story about stealing the show. Why should the Big Bad Evil Guy get to hog the spotlight? Captain Coot Roars Again - In this story, we’ll hear about another amazing take d...
A Disturbing Episode (00:12:57)
Tone Deaf - This is a tale about finding that silver lining. Creating hope and happiness in the face of darkness and evil. Even when it’s really inappropriate.Mimicking the Mimic - This is a story abo...
An Unobservant Episode (00:14:21)
Rotten Richard and the Chef’s Special - This is a story about a King who was kind of a dick, and the chef who saves the day. Hrrrgggffffsss!! - This is a story about intelligence. Or rather, lack ther...
An Argumentative Episode (00:11:30)
Work Smarter, Not Harder - This is a story about planning out your every move. Even when it’s not necessary.Don’t be a Worrywart - This is a story about the importance of respecting mother nature. Don...
A Destructive Episode (00:11:52)
Another Case of Mistaken Identities - This is a tale about distractions. Specifically very destructive distractions. It’s also a tale about why Chonk the barbarian is no longer allowed to touch magic ...
Mistaken Identity and Goatsrider (Goat Scream) (00:14:08)
Mistaken Identity - This is a tale about resourcefulness, ingenuity, and a complete misunderstanding.Goatsrider (Goat Scream) - The same submitter that gave us “The Tale of the Dragonborn Brothers”, ...
Tall Towers and Tall Rats (00:12:05)
Trigwix's Towertop Troubles - This is a story about having brawn over brains. I know it’s usually the other way around, but sometimes, you just have to rage a little.Damn Nature, You Scary, Huh? - Thi...
R.F.E.D. and Strong Hand (00:15:17)
Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies - This story comes from the live play D&D podcast, Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies. Or R.F.E.D. for short. And this is their origin story. A story about fails, successes, and every...
Sandpoint Show-offs and The Bad Idea (00:12:57)
Sandpoint Show-offs - This is a heartwarming story about one rogue’s journey to save her brother. It’s also a lesson in the dangers of showing off. Baaaad Idea, Great Execution - This a tale that seem...
The Idiot Episode (00:16:18)
Tummy Time - This is a harrowing tale about rescuing a party member. The Tale of the Dragonborn Brothers - This is a tale about two brothers. Not real brothers though. They didn’t share blood, but the...
Diacon the Digested and What's Kraken? (00:13:37)
Diacon the Digested - This is a tale about how you can’t always trust your own eyes. Things aren’t always as they seem. And your friends aren’t always as stupid as you think they are. What's Kraken? -...