Born Offside
SportThis is the podcast Pippo Inzaghi would listen to, because it's about football/soccer by two men/idiots who love nothing more than goals. And just like the world's favorite Italian they have little actual skill. Join them as they give you insight/useless mutterings that you'll remember for the rest of your lives/day.
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- ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!! (02:04:17)
ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!
- 20202021 (00:58:59)
New Season, same old shit, we kinda go through or predicted table then think we're running out of time, only to waste the last 5 minutes on Southampton.
- Mbappe and Davies Collide (01:00:28)
Will the space time continuum be ruptured? Or do they play on opposite sides of the pitch and probably nothing will happen? did Leipzig lose because of Julian's incredibly tight trousers? Does Ever Banega belong on the street? Are you still reading this description?
- Tonight Philippe, you will be Andre Schurle (01:02:18)
Barcelona are shit, Pep over thinks, Sterling misses, and we've got about 30 mins on each of those things.
- The Pool Boy is dead, long live the Lyons (00:59:44)
We say goodbye to Joao and his pool skimmer, arrivederci to the boys from Bergamo, and hello to ... well nothing good. Will Lionel be able to give Barca a semi or will Jerome get his revenge? Join us for all that and an incredible insight into the mind of Phil Foden.
- Hello, my name's Joao Felix (01:09:31)
We contemplate the attractiveness of Andrea Pirlo, Mr Felix, and Mauricio Sarri. Doesn't turn out well for old ladies that. And also, we wave goodbye to Ronaldo, and worry about Thomas Muller's age.
- The Narratives (01:03:01)
Like all good cockroaches, we're back. And this time it's Champion's Legal! We've got Paul Scholes and his albino lockdown parties, El Cholo and his balls, and other serious stuff.
- Diego Costa's Virginia (00:56:14)
Messi is aging backwards, Bayern ruin everything, oh and football is back!!!! Sadly everyone now hates Spurs.
- Episode 91: Disinfect Your Muzzle (00:58:57)
We're back. Corona didn't kill us, and it didn't kill football either. We discuss the important things on everyone's mind, like what's up with Thomas Muller, whether Suarez is safe to play with, and what's going on with Disney land and the Bio dome.
- Is Pep staying? Sniff that oil to find out here. (00:57:20)
Stuff, stuff, and more stuff. Just the kind of stuff to stuff the stuffing out of stuff... after Christmas.
- Happy End of Days (2020) (01:10:29)
Yes, we still exist. And yes we are talking about the apocalypse potentially derailing Liverpool's title bid.
- We're back (01:01:49)
We finally settled our law suit with Rebekah Vardy's instagram account and we're back on the air.
- Episode number: A lot (01:09:37)
Jason's watched some football. Dave claims to have, near-hilarity insists.
- Wanton fly boys crush eggs (01:10:13)
Eric's made our week, Bobby Firminho is pearly and we don't like Michael Owen much.
- Episode 87 - The Golden Pukki (00:39:21)
They’ve signed a crack poodle. He’s a liability. He’s going to make a shit defence even worse… just with bigger hair. All this plus more David, David, Niko, Niko, and more dribble when all you want is a shower.
- Mushroom undercut curtains join units in the Premier League (00:58:35)
We discuss when Fat Lamps and OGS will now get sacked, an abysmal Southampton and Watford, and Poch throwing Tizzy Wizzes.
- A new season (00:46:56)
The season is upon us and we're happy. We talk transfers, the title race, who's going down, and other things which have little-to-nothing to do with football.
- The Last Podcast Ever (00:49:34)
This season! There'll be another in 3 weeks! We don't care if you don't listen.
- Rinsing Vikings (01:01:08)
All you need to know about Lionesses, Vikings, and another whole segment on filthy Luis Suarez's tears. Gotta love it.
- DMT vs CLF (01:06:35)
From Double Mini Trampolines Championships to Champions League Finals... with Love. Of course. Which will prevail in the level-of-importance-o-meter?
- Crack Poodles in Baku (00:51:20)
Tacking all the tough issues like whether anyone really cares about tonight, if Sarri is bringing in new Roman practices to London, and how 'gentleman' Petr Cech swaps sides right when it matters.
- It's not a trophy, it's a plate (01:02:55)
We try to drink champagne out of the charity shield, preview the dance world cup, and wonder why Pep has no friends.
- Troy Deeney is sat at the back of his cage (00:43:10)
There's nothing left to review, except Marcelo's bucket, so we spend far too long on that before briefly despairing about the cup final.
- Mancheshter Shitty Vinners! (01:27:05)
Manchester City claim the Premier League title, Solkjear finally gets a tune out of Cardiff, and we go over our end-of-the-year awards.
- EP77 - Inviting lady fate to do what she does best. (01:19:00)
Lady fate is here, as we revisit Ajax's misfortunes down the cruiser, and if anyone doubted Poch's fitness methods, just take a look at Luke Shaw now.