Employee #1 - The Industrial Accident Podcast
HumorTrue crime*DARK HUMOR WARNING*This podcast series is...true crime-adjacent. The body count is high, however the identity of the murderer is faceless, ageless, and timeless—though it is not nameless. Usually after the bodies are discovered, the killer is often identified as “fate,” “incompetence,” or “bad luck.” Here we call the killer “Industrial Accidents.”Three hosts deliver case studies, reactions and commentary from OSHA and news reports.
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- S4 E7: Nipples (00:50:59)
Trick or Teat! Dusky Areola gets Emilio Earhardt, Buster Cornholer, and the Research Department all perked up. This one’s about all kinds of nipples.#kentuckyjelly #blowjob #environmental #sawzall #stanchion #impaled #freon #muppet #thrown #mud #spider #Texas #pop #FarrahFawcett #hanoijane #barbarella #duranduran #accident #osha #schadenfreude #dark #blackhumor #beer #belching #crude #comedy #gallowshumor #mature #morbid #pottymouths #profanity #researchdepartment #tasteless #vulgar
- S4 E6: Fly (00:45:45)
After an extended period of “pre-gaming” we finally got around to the Main Event. Dean Keystink, Stu Pedaso, Lenny Dykefister, and the Research Department land on the RECORD button. In total there were 4-hours of drunken blather before, during, and after this mess and this is all Main Guy could salvage for an episode.Categories include:A KiteAshBackwardCould’a Been AInTundish#accident #beer #belching #blackhumor #blowjob #comedy #crude #gallowshumor #industrialaccident #injury #mature #morbid #osha #pottymouths #profanity #researchdepartment #schadenfreude #vulgar #lemmysmole #belalugosisdad #shitfaced #drunk #ozzy #wisconsin #dado #donorcycle #kickback #alabama #molten #burns #moisture #unhinged #georgia #hornse #marielboatlift
- S4 E5: Zipper (00:36:33)
Stand back! Something might flop out and hit ya right between the eyes! Sandy Bumcum “fasten"-ates J.G. Wentworth, Mike Lit, and the Research Department with stories about zippers!DISCLAIMER: Some dipshit grabbed the wrong mike and threw off each channel’s pre-defined settings, so this one sounds shittier than usual—even worse than S3 E8: Shitty EQ!
- S4 E5: Robot (00:44:23)
Host Lando Dufree tells some cute little Employee #-versus-robot stories to Ed Kazinsky, Juan Tubang, and the Research Department.Unplug your Amazon Alexa (and your Hitachi Magic Wand) . . .
- S4 E4: Fruit (00:47:47)
Shit gets fruity. This one gets sidetracked quite a bit, but Lou Sassol, Red Oxcock, Pat McCock, and the Research Department eventually squeeze the juice out of stories from the following categories:BerriesCherryCherry PickerCitrusFruit and NutFruit and VeggiesGrape
- S4 E3: Skid (00:48:09)
For being named after something usually found in your shorts, this one runs a bit long. Sigmund Floyd regales Raoul Pud, Phil Hermuff, and the Research Department with tales of stopping short, and leaving a mark.
- S4 E3: Skid (00:48:09)
For being named after something usually found in your shorts, this one runs a bit long. Sigmund Floyd regales Raoul Pud, Phil Hermuff, and the Research Department with tales of stopping short, and leaving a mark.
- S4 E2: Leak (00:35:43)
Audience member and Patron "Fuckin’ Tom" (and the lovely and charming Mrs. Fuckin’ Tom) patiently tolerate multiple stories about leaks while Mr. Hatch, Eileen Yulick, Dick Rexholes and Research Department shake a few dribbles out of this one.
- S4 E1: Concrete (00:47:01)
Main Guy Maine Guy hosts Ian Nutsdeep and Ken McSpudzie while Karen from HR tries to keep a lid on things.
- S3 Season Finale with Special Guest Kunt Chungus! (00:59:49)
True Crime Kent was kind enough to join us yet again for a season finale episode! Special Guest Kunt Chungus joins Hum Dinger, Richard Tonsiltickler, Gabe Owners and the Research Department to discuss pre-OSHA Industrial Accidents researched on a website that, as of recently, sponsors no one involved.
- S3 E23: Guest. (00:36:39)
This is the last episode before the Season 3 Finale featuring Kent Chungus! In this episode Brad the Impaler, Wesley Weaseltits, Phil Downerpants, and the Research Department are joined by special guest Mitosis!
- S3 E22: Shorts (00:57:12)
Ta-Da! Look what it is . . . ! Its another long one. A long one about shorts. Gene Pool, Jack Hoff, Gabe Porn, and the Research Department learn some important lessons they forgot exactly when their hangovers cleared.
- S3 E21: Rhyme Time/Arthur Gary Bishop: A Dirty Rotten Fuck (01:29:48)
In this extra-long episode Julian Spagoolie, Harry Heartworm, and Dane Gleesak discuss stories with titles that rhyme with “truce”. Dane proves his ignorance of Beatles music.AbuseBruceGooseJuiceLooseNooseProfuseSpruceImmediately followed by a one-off true crime podcast called "Arthur Gary Bishop: A Dirty Rotten Fuck." This one ain’t for all audiences. If you have a soft heart, a weak stomach, or children DON'T LISTEN!
- S3 E20: Olympics (00:38:13)
From the home of the 2002 Winter Games, Jack Doff, Indy Geshtion, and Phil Yertitties take the Bronze. Phil discusses his Naval aspirations, and old-guy chokes again.BikeGrappleJumpRunSwimThrow
- S3 E19: Cheese (00:46:13)
Cheesus, what’s that smell? Andy Phylaxis, Matt Ernity, and Artie Inn chew on some cheesy accidents.Big CheeseCheese CakeCut the CheeseHard CheeseHead CheeseString Cheese
- S3 E18: Football. (00:44:45)
Well, the Super Bowl is over. Boo frickety hoo,If you still need some football in your life, take heart: Sal Liva, Jerry Maya, and Rob Mypoosee thrill you with their offense and defense. Things really get offensive and defensive.SpikePassScreenKickTeeHelmetDon't forget to check out History Goon wherever you listen to podcasts! Tell Kevin Employee #1 sent you.
- S3 E17: Weather. (00:41:41)
Dan Creas, Will Son and Lou Sainus discuss Employee #1's adventures in the great outdoors, until disaster strikes.The takeover begins.
- S3 E16: Hedge. (00:38:38)
Hosts Ivan Topuke, Dick Berry, and Barry McCockiner jump over the hedge and show you what’s going on in Employee #1’s backyard. Hint: There’s a fracas of ficus.
- S3 E15: Farm. (00:41:04)
Dish Warsham, Allan Wrench, and Mike Oxbig take you on a ride down to the farm to show you where Employee #1 used to work. This is the episode where someone old-guy chokes and almost dies during recording. At long last, the term Kalookio is explained. You are gonna want to hear this!#atv #accident #allsaintsday #beer #belching #blackhumor #bountifulload #comedy #crude #dark #fuckdoll #fudgepackin #gallowshumor #grapists #hashtag #industrialaccident #injury #kalookio #mature #morbid #motorcycle #osha #peedinkle #pottymouths #researchdepartment #roadhead #schadenfreude #tasteless #temporaryemployee #thump #torso #trauma #vulgar #xray
- S3 Christmas Special (00:52:55)
Welcome to all the new listeners we've gotten since our mention on True Crime Kent!To celebrate, Father Christmas, Krist Kringle, Sinter Claus and Krampus (The Research Department) would like to take you on a holiday slay ride. Blow the dust off your egg nog and enjoy stories about these categories:• Caribou• Chimney• Christmas Tree 1• Christmas Tree 2• Christmas Tree 3• Gift• SleighAlso, pay attention to the ad at the beginning. That Guy was feeling mighty generous. Join our Patreon $5 tier and get all the $20 tier benefits as long as you keep up with your monthly payments! Offer expires January 31, 2025.
- S3 E14: Defective. (00:37:20)
Hosts Roland Z. Hay, Sam Squatch, and Ole C. Cretion get a bit retrospective and discuss things that are defective from a collective perspective.C-word warning.
- S3 E12: VD (00:35:04)
What do venereal diseases have to do with industrial accidents? Fuck around and find out.Helping the listener to scratch what itches are our friends Spiro Keetes AKA "Milky Substance", Casio Motorola, and Rocky "Rock" Hardcock.Categories include:ClamCrabsThe ClapThe GiftTrickHepatitis B
- S3 E13: Halloween Special (00:46:09)
Ding Dong! Boy have we got some tricks and treats for you!Hosts Emerson Bigguns, Patrick "Pud" Spelunker, and Neil Inlick talk about six people who were Employee #1 for Halloween.Yes. We realize that this is episode 13 and you haven't heard episode 12 yet. We didn't think you'd enjoy a Halloween episode in November.
- S3 E11: Reach Around (00:37:31)
Sometimes a reach becomes a stretch. Austin Tasheous, Ernald Vanderhorn, and Heywood Jagarglemynuts have a round-table discussion about what happens when Employee #1's reach exceeds their grasp.#accident #angellust #applebutter #babysittersclub #beer #belching #blackhumor #Brewery #california #comedy #crude #dark #davidspud #ebonics #forklift #gallowshumor #industrialaccident #insulinpump #morbid #osha #pineapplemargarita #pottymouths #ppe #researchdepartment #schadenfreude #selfpropelled #tasteless #vulgar
- S3 E10: Sloppy Seconds (00:54:25)
Twelve! Count 'em TWELVE stories for an extra-long tenth episode! That's 100% extra than those other puny six-story episodes we put out.Hosts Bob Jombie, Dudley Smith, and Peter "Pecker" Wood discuss multiple tales with multiple employees.accidentassholesandelbowsbeerbelchingblackcocoacontrolroomblackhumorbulletcomedyconfinedspacecranecrudedarkequipotentialzonegallowshumorgeorgiamudhawktuahindustrialaccidentkentuckyjellykyjellymaturemorbidmulipletakesmutualofomahaoshapottymouthsresearchdepartmentschadenfreudesuperfluousendingtastelessvulgarwoodchipper