I Seduce The Dragon
HumorFiksjonFritidA rocket scientist, a cowgirl, a p*rnstar, and a mom walk into a dungeon ... and those are just the players. I SEDUCE THE DRAGON is an actual play D&D podcast that requires absolutely no prior knowledge of Dungeons & Dragons to love! High production value, engaging characters and incredible chemistry make a great time for even casual listeners.
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- S2 EP22 | Golden Cathedral Side Quest - Part 4 of 4 (01:02:45)
It’s a race to the portals!! And to MURDERING THAT LYING SUNOFA…. Content Warning: descriptions of violence and plenty of profanity Links: Website Patreon Instagram Email us | iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com Cast: Erastus played by Ryan Keely Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps Martha played by Flanders Gentry played by Dana Scarborough The DM is Jess Parks Thanks to Chris Westlake for our earworm theme song Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- FEED DROP: "Dungeon Master's Block" interviews Cristina about Knife Theory (00:53:29)
DM Neal and Cristina chop it up about Knife Theory, the method she developed (that made the front page of Reddit!) for creating extremely useful character backstories! Find DM Neal on his home podcast turf. Go learn some stuff!: https://www.blockpartypodcastnetwork.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- S2 EP21 | Golden Cathedral Side Quest - Part 3 of 4 (00:51:01)
This is part 3! The fight gets worse, and Martha finds out things aren’t as they seem around here… Content Warning: descriptions of violence and plenty of profanity Links: Website Patreon Instagram Email us | iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com Cast: Erastus played by Ryan Keely Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps Martha played by Flanders Gentry played by Dana Scarborough The DM is Jess Parks Thanks to Chris Westlake for our earworm theme song Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- S2 EP20 | Golden Cathedral Side Quest - Part 2 of 4 (00:49:32)
Can the crew survive the Spring's trials and other unfolding deceptions? Content Warning: descriptions of descriptions of violence and plenty of profanity Links: Website Patreon Instagram Email us | iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com Cast: Erastus played by Ryan Keely Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps Martha played by Flanders Gentry played by Dana Scarborough The DM is Jess Parks Thanks to Chris Westlake for our earworm theme song Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- Feed Drop: LOOTERS (01:17:20)
Space Opera? Western?! Check out one of our new favorite podcasts: LOOTERS! There's a video version of this episode: https://youtu.be/cSwTHfh-lOc?si=RkVgUTM1isEE0W9J www.looterspodcast.com Actors: Klint - Andrew Galteland Aylara - Diana Núval Levi - Ian Overton Everyone Else - Mathew Aberly Jaqs - Melinda Macklem Producer: Nicolle Galteland Art: Jordan Jordan Theme Music: Evan Doty Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- S2 EP19 | Golden Cathedral Side Quest - Part 1 of 4 (01:11:02)
Erastus has triggered a Side Quest! Time to heist a cathedral on a plane full of ooze monsters! Content Warning: violence and plenty of profanity Links: Website Patreon Instagram Email us | iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com Cast: Erastus played by Ryan Keely Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps Martha played by Flanders Gentry played by Dana Scarborough The DM is Jess Parks Thanks to Chris Westlake for our earworm theme song Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- S2 EP18 | About Last Night… (01:02:19)
What’s worse than someone telling you about their dream? Someone barely remembering their dream your whole plan kind of depends on it. Content Warning: violence and plenty of profanity Links: Website Patreon Instagram Email us | iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com Cast: Erastus played by Ryan Keely Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps Martha played by Flanders Gentry played by Dana Scarborough The DM is Jess Parks Thanks to Chris Westlake for our earworm theme song Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- S2 EP17 | A Favor from The B***ch Queen of the Sea (01:00:16)
Gentry and Erastus embark on the buddy adventure of your DREAMS in the hopes of negotiating for help from Umberlee, Bitch Queen of the Sea. Content Warning: violence and plenty of profanity Links: Website Patreon Instagram Email us | iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com Cast: Erastus played by Ryan Keely Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps Martha played by Flanders Gentry played by Dana Scarborough The DM is Jess Parks Thanks to Chris Westlake for our earworm theme song Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- S2 EP16 | Welcome to Schaltytown (01:18:13)
At the edge of the Sea of Moving Ice, a shanty town is home to a real shanty character. Tohri makes a move that surprises even the DM!! Content Warning: violence and plenty of profanity Links: Website Patreon Instagram Email us | iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com Cast: Erastus played by Ryan Keely Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps Martha played by Flanders Gentry played by Dana Scarborough The DM is Jess Parks Thanks to Chris Westlake for our earworm theme song Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- S2 EP15 | Godly Gossip (00:58:57)
Morning brings cooler heads and a juicy secret about Auril…. Content Warning: violence and plenty of profanity Links: Website Patreon Instagram Email us | iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com Cast: Erastus played by Ryan Keely Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps Martha played by Flanders Gentry played by Dana Scarborough The DM is Jess Parks Thanks to Chris Westlake for our earworm theme song Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- S2 EP14 | Never Trust a Lumberjack (01:21:07)
Now ERASTUS is getting dream visitors?! Content Warning: violence and plenty of profanity Links: Website Patreon Instagram Email us | iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com Cast: Erastus played by Ryan Keely Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps Martha played by Flanders Gentry played by Dana Scarborough The DM is Jess Parks Thanks to Chris Westlake for our earworm theme song Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- S2 EP13 | Erastus Has a Sinking Feeling (01:03:40)
Erastus finds and unexpected bath, and Tohri’s inner Rage decides to take Tohri for a little spin. Content Warning: violence and plenty of profanity Links: Website Patreon Instagram Email us | iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com Cast: Erastus played by Ryan Keely Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps Martha played by Flanders Gentry played by Dana Scarborough The DM is Jess Parks Thanks to Chris Westlake for our earworm theme song Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- S2 EP12 | WInd in Our Holes (Because the DM hates this title) (01:07:26)
Erastus builds a friendship on the road to the Sea of Moving Ice. Gentry discovers a new godly ability and receives a vivid godly threat. Content Warning: violence and plenty of profanity Links: Website Patreon Instagram Email us | iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com Cast: Erastus played by Ryan Keely Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps Martha played by Flanders Gentry played by Dana Scarborough The DM is Jess Parks Thanks to Chris Westlake for our earworm theme song Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- S2 EP11 | Who’s the Birthday Cat! (00:59:36)
It’s Segen’s birthday!! And Erastus discovers a devastating secret. Content warning | violence and plenty of profanity Links: Website Patreon Instagram Email us | iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com Cast: Erastus played by Ryan Keely Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps Martha played by Flanders Gentry played by Dana Scarborough The DM is Jess Parks Thanks to Chris Westlake for our earworm theme song Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- S2 EP10 | Lumberjacks are out, Giants are in (01:06:22)
When Erastus and Martha decide to dramatically skedaddled, Tohri and Gentry are gonna have to - ugh - chase after them. Content warning | violence and plenty of profanity Links: Website Patreon Instagram Email us | iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com Cast: Erastus played by Ryan Keely Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps Martha played by Flanders Gentry played by Dana Scarborough The DM is Jess Parks Thanks to Chris Westlake for our earworm theme song Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- S2 EP09 | Are Those Thieves’ Tools in Your Pocket? (01:22:40)
A heist with Torga. A political betrayal. A fight over a diary. This episode is exonerating evidence for when Jess ends us. Content Warning: violence and plenty of profanity Links: Website Patreon Instagram Email us | iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com Cast: Erastus played by Ryan Keely Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps Martha played by Flanders Gentry played by Dana Scarborough The DM is Jess Parks Thanks to Chris Westlake for our earworm theme song Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- S2 EP08 | "Grentry Buttercream Dupont’s" Big Day Out (01:15:26)
Torga’s back! And she’s got a new right hand man since the party murdered her last one. Content warning | violence and plenty of profanity Links: Website Patreon Instagram Email us | iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com Cast: Erastus played by Ryan Keely Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps Martha played by Flanders Gentry played by Dana Scarborough The DM is Jess Parks Thanks to Chris Westlake for our earworm theme song Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- FEED DROP: “Dungeon Master of None” with Ryan, Cristina and Jess (01:15:22)
In this very fun off-week surprise, we share our conversation with Rob and Matt on Dungeon Master of None! We share tips, perspectives, and what we've learned about DM'ing - and playing - Dungeons & Dragons. Check out Dungeon Master of None RIGHT NOW! DM of None on all platforms Reach them: Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/dmofnone.bsky.social Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DungeonMasterOfNone Twitter (don't really use anymore): https://x.com/dmofnone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- S2 EP07 | Chumbawamba (00:53:50)
When you get knocked down, what you need is 17 hours of Tub Thumpin’. Content warning: violence and plenty of profanity Links: Website Patreon Instagram Email us: iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com Cast: Erastus played by Ryan Keely Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps Martha played by Flanders Gentry played by Dana Scarborough The DM is Jess Parks Thanks to Chris Westlake for our earworm theme song Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- S2 EP06 | Chekhov’s Moose (01:10:49)
It’s all fun and moose facts till someone (*cough* Erastus *cough*) races off ahead of the party without warning. Content warning: violence and plenty of profanity Links: Website Patreon Instagram Email us: iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com Cast: Erastus played by Ryan Keely Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps Martha played by Flanders Gentry played by Dana Scarborough The DM is Jess Parks Thanks to Chris Westlake for our earworm theme song Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- S2 EP05 | The Gang Ignores Several Warnings (01:11:45)
It’s 10 year old Segen’s turn to do the ritual and no one thinks this is a bad idea. Content warning: violence and plenty of profanity Links: Website Patreon Instagram Email us: iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com Cast: Erastus played by Ryan Keely Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps Martha played by Flanders Gentry played by Dana Scarborough The DM is Jess Parks Thanks to Chris Westlake for our earworm theme song Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- S2 EP04 | Erastus, Panicking, Makes a Sandwich (01:03:30)
Tohri does the ritual to control his weretiger abilities. It is not fun for him. Content warning: violence and plenty of profanity Links: Website Patreon Instagram Email us: iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com Cast: Erastus played by Ryan Keely Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps Martha played by Flanders Gentry played by Dana Scarborough The DM is Jess Parks Thanks to Chris Westlake for our earworm theme song Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- FEED DROP: Ryan and Dana dine at a strip club on "Fine Dining" (00:44:16)
Ryan and Dana from our show were guests on the "Fine Dining" podcast, and dined at ... a strip club! Enjoy their antics and head over to the Fine Dining podcast for Part 2! "Fine" Dining is the hilarious search for the most mediocre chain restaurant in America. Host Michael Ornelas hits popular spots like IHOP, Texas Roadhouse, & Chili's to try and find the perfectly average 5-out-of-10 "fine" dining experience. Listen on YouTube or wherever you get your podcasts. Links Fine Dining Linktree! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- S2 EP03 | You’re A Monster, Marry Me Anyway (01:02:36)
Tohri and Martha tie the knot! Content warning: violence and plenty of profanity Links: Website Patreon Instagram Email us: iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com Cast: Erastus played by Ryan Keely Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps Martha played by Flanders Gentry played by Dana Scarborough The DM is Jess Parks Thanks to Chris Westlake for our earworm theme song Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- FEED DROP: Talking "ACOTAR" on Parlor of the Paranormal (01:05:08)
Cristina's other podcast has a mini series called "Parlor of the Paranormal" where the hosts review supernatural romance novels. We bring you an episode where they discuss the wildly popular A COURT OF THORNS AND ROSES. "Parlor of the Paranormal" is an offering of the "Cults Cryptids & Conspiracies Podcast." I SEDUCE THE DRAGON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ISeduceTheDragon PARLOR OF THE PARANORMAL: A COURT OF THORNS AND ROSES (FULL) CULTS CRYPTIDS & CONSPIRACIES Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices